Worst Jokes Ever
Why was the Tower of Pisa always leaning?
Cuz it wanted better accuracy than the Twin Towers.
I give these jokes a 9/11.
Your hairline is so back it looks like Will Smith slapped it.
What does the "f" in "orphan" stand for? Family, but there's no "f".
Draco Malfoy had a wand fight in the bathroom.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a tomato?
The tomato gets picked.
Bro, your hairline is still missing. Even Dora the Explorer can't discover it!
What do cannibals call newborn babies?
Fresh fruit.
What is 6 inches and long?
A Slim Jim.
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning?
It has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
Ayo, who's online :')
A kid told me to go get a dad, so I punched the kid. He went to tell his parents. Oh wait, he can't, 'cause he's an orphan, and orphans have no parents.
You're so fat, when you went on the scale it said "to be continued."
What is an orphan's favorite song?
"Home."
Your momma is so old, when she went to the antique store, they wouldn't let her leave.
What's at least 6 inches long and goes in your mouth, and it's more fun if it vibrates?
A toothbrush.
You're so fat, the only thing you could be for Halloween is the Kool-Aid Man.
My uncles like the moon.
He comes out at night.
What is six inches, goes in your mouth, and it's fun when it vibrates? A toothbrush.