Worst Jokes Ever
Great news for all Star Wars fans who can't wait until the next movie!
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Maybe we should stop talking about orphans, their parents will get ma... oh wait.
Why do orphans dip their cookies in water?
Because their dad never came back with milk. Ohhhhhhhh!
Shrek once went to the movies and when he sat down he felt this slimy and sticky feeling on the chair, so he stood up and complained about his chair being dirty... until he realized that he forgot to wipe earlier... so he stopped complaining and went back to his chair and sat back down.
I told a blind kid, "See you later!"
Why do orphans use water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What happens when an emo goes to the grocery store? The cashier scans their wrist too.
Why can’t orphans learn about ancient Egypt?
Because they wouldn’t know what a mummy is.
Heyo, my children, hope you haven't forgotten about our cult!
What's the difference between apples and orphans? Apples get picked.
Wanna hear a joke?
No, I'm already looking at one.
Why was the orphan so successful? Because once someone told him "go big or go home," and he only had one option.
Why was the orphan so successful?
They told him, "Go big or go home," he only had one option.
There are only two genders.
What's an orphan's least favorite store?
Family Dollar.
I once called a depressed guy [to ask] why he loves ropes so much, and he left HUNGing on the phone. (I'm not English, so I could've talked bad.)
What's the difference between me and a rope?
The rope doesn't hang from itself.
An Asian student was learning logarithm in class. He wrote down his name after the question. The teacher asked why. He replied, "My class ID is number 1."
Three Things I Want For Christmas From Santa:
1. A Lambo
2. A House
3. UR MOM
Bully: I wouldn't bother wasting my time on a shit person like you.
Me: At least I have a brain unlike you.
Bully: Well at least I have a mom unlike you.
Me: Well your mom is so fat that she got stuck in her car and started bleeding Nutella?
Bully: How would you know that?
Me: Because she told me herself.
Bully: How exactly?
Me: She's on the phone right now.
Phone: *High pitched animal noises*
Me: Told you so!