What goes down but not up.
An emo
This chess game against America and England is getting interesting, first America lost both of its towers but now England has lost its queen
I was drinking a martini and the waitress screamed “does anyone know CPR?” I yelled, “I know the entire alphabet” and we all laughed and laughed. Well, except one person.
"Imagine being an orphan, could never be me" I say. For some reason everyone started crying, then I walked out of Dave's orphanage
I will never forget my grandpa's last words: "You still holding the latter son?"
I'm always hanging in there. Hanging on the wall
Fastest story readers are 911 victims
They went through 87 stories in 7 seconds
Kid 123 how’s downline Orphan what home😂😂😂😂😂 sorry
What do you call an open that has a brother the second one without one
What happened after technoblade died?
Everyone got raw pork chop.
a favorite childhood memory was building sandcastles with my grandfather , that is until my mom took the urn away from me
Why are emo jokes so infamous?
They cut deep.
Why isn’t the Moon Emo anymore?
Turns out it was just a phase.
How many emos like anagrams?
Some.
What do you call those who remain My Chemical Romance fans?
Emold.
What is the connection between Emos and Darth Vader?
They both dress in all black and none of them has a father.
What do you call flat-chested emo?
A cutting board.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Who cares, let them cry in the dark.
Why did the emo kid leave the food on the table?
It was the Happy Meal.
Anthony went into the bakery and ordered Emo Cake.
“Emo cake?” says the baker. ” What exactly is it?”
Anthony says, “It’s the cake that cuts itself.”
How do you pull an emo from a tree?
Cut the rope.
What’s the similarity between emos and unsalted popcorn?
They’re both white and flavourless.
What do emo birds call their mouths?
Bleaks.
What do you call an obese emo teen?
An edgelard.
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What do you call a gang of emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
How are cats and emos different from one another?
The cat still has 8 other lives.
Why does emo get tattoos of fruits on their arms?
They are playing Fruit Ninja.
What will you call Sonic if he’s an emo?
Sonic the Edgy hog.
Why would the emo swallow a clock?
So he could wake up inside.
Why are Emos still around?
Because the suffering never ends.
What is the best way to get an emo off your balcony?
You encourage them.
What kind of bath bomb does an Emo prefer?
A toaster.
What is the favourite game of an emo?
Hangman.
Why do people wish their lawn grass was emo?
So it could cut itself.
A group of friends started an emo salsa band.
They call themselves HisPanic at the Disco.
What is the difference between pizza and emo pizza?
Emo pizza kind of cuts itself.
Why do orphans look so ugly?
Becuase they have a face not even a mother could love
abortions = yeetis of the fetus
9/11 jokes are a bomb
What’s japans favorite hot sauce da bomb
one time in my dream i had a dream that all people in wheelchair could walk it was awesome i could walk
what is the difference between a guy with cancer and the twin towers?
nothing they both fell
Why will the orphan never say honey I'm home
No one wants him not even the bees
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