Worst Jokes Ever
One day Billy, Bob, and Doo Da went fishing in a small boat. None of them could swim, and they had no life jackets.
Doo Da suddenly started yelling, "I got one boys!" as he started trying to reel the fish in. It was way too large for him to get onto the boat, and he fell into the water. The fish had a nice meal that night. Billy and Bob were in shock but knew they had to tell Mrs. Doo Da.
Upon arriving at her house, they did rock, paper, scissors on who had to tell her the news. Bob lost. He slowly rang the doorbell, and Mrs. Doo Da answered. "U-uhm.. we...Doo D-Da..f-fish..." Bob stuttered, then he screamed and ran off. Billy went to go retrieve his friend. Billy had a nice little talk with him and slapped him across the face to get him to just say what happened. Soon, the two men returned to Mrs. Doo Da's house and rang the doorbell again. She opened the door and looked at the two men and asked, "I've been trying to call Doo Da, and he hasn't answered, is he ok?" Bob took a deep breath and took a step forward with a smile on his face. He sang, "We went fishing, guess who died, Doo Da, Doo Da. He smiled and he said good bye, we mourn Doo Da today."
Mother, father, and a son. Father purchased a robot that can detect lies. The robot slaps when you lie.
During dinner time: Father: Son, what have you done today? Son: I watched Netflix, Dad. Robot: Stood up and slapped the son! Son: Okay! Okay! I watched porn, Dad. Dad: What? You watched porn? You are only 14! I never knew porn till I was 18 years of age. Robot: Stood up and slapped the Dad! Mother: started to laugh and said, "Sure he is your son!" Robot: Stood up and slapped the mother!
Why was the Tower of Pisa always leaning?
Cuz it wanted better accuracy than the Twin Towers.
I give these jokes a 9/11.
Your hairline is so back it looks like Will Smith slapped it.
What does the "f" in "orphan" stand for? Family, but there's no "f".
Draco Malfoy had a wand fight in the bathroom.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a tomato?
The tomato gets picked.
Bro, your hairline is still missing. Even Dora the Explorer can't discover it!
What do cannibals call newborn babies?
Fresh fruit.
What is 6 inches and long?
A Slim Jim.
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning?
It has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
Ayo, who's online :')
A kid told me to go get a dad, so I punched the kid. He went to tell his parents. Oh wait, he can't, 'cause he's an orphan, and orphans have no parents.
You're so fat, when you went on the scale it said "to be continued."
What is an orphan's favorite song?
"Home."
Your momma is so old, when she went to the antique store, they wouldn't let her leave.
What's at least 6 inches long and goes in your mouth, and it's more fun if it vibrates?
A toothbrush.
You're so fat, the only thing you could be for Halloween is the Kool-Aid Man.