Your teeth are so yellow they slow down traffic.
Worst Jokes Ever
The only thing brighter than my cuteness is the fire on the Twin Towers.
What would an orphan priest call himself?
Father Les.
So, I was in the bathroom at school washing up, and this girl walked out of the stall and she was like, "Hey, can you make me laugh? I have been having a pretty bad day." And I was like, "Sure." I was like, "Come here." So she came over to me. I was like, "Girl, look at yourself in the mirror." And she started laughing so hard, and she said, "I'm so ugly."
Touch your toes and hold them. Then spell "run." It will say, "r.u.n."
Why can't Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.
What’s the difference between cancer and my abusive stepdad?
My stepdad did beat cancer.
At school, this gurl was like, "You're ugly!" And I'm like, "Gurl, your mirror cracks the moment you step in front of it."
I have a green ball in one hand and one in the other. What am I holding?
Shrek's dick.
I met a homeless guy named Rich.
He wasn't.
I threw a lamp at the depressed kid. I was just trying to brighten up his day.
What’s an orphan's favorite beer?
Foster's.
Would you like some wine with those French cries?
You're so emo, even Billie Eilish can't beat you!
Your hairline is so bad man, I gave your doctor a breathalyzer.
They say there’s a person capable of murder in every friendship group.
I suspected it was Dave, so I killed him before he could cause any harm.
What did the plane say to the tower?
"Give me a kiss."
What's worse than a baby in a dumpster?
A baby in two dumpsters.
Why did the Romans build straight roads? So the Pakis (bastards) didn't build corner shops.
Quote of the day: It's never too late to be what you wished you were.
Hope y'all are having a great day! I just got back from a volleyball tournament that I had to be up at 5 AM for! We played three games and won the last one. We advanced and are playing a few more tomorrow. Wish me and my team good luck!
