What’s the difference between cancer and my abusive stepdad?
My stepdad did beat cancer.
Worst Jokes Ever
At school, this gurl was like, "You're ugly!" And I'm like, "Gurl, your mirror cracks the moment you step in front of it."
I have a green ball in one hand and one in the other. What am I holding?
Shrek's dick.
I met a homeless guy named Rich.
He wasn't.
I threw a lamp at the depressed kid. I was just trying to brighten up his day.
What’s an orphan's favorite beer?
Foster's.
Would you like some wine with those French cries?
You're so emo, even Billie Eilish can't beat you!
Your hairline is so bad man, I gave your doctor a breathalyzer.
They say there’s a person capable of murder in every friendship group.
I suspected it was Dave, so I killed him before he could cause any harm.
What did the plane say to the tower?
"Give me a kiss."
What's worse than a baby in a dumpster?
A baby in two dumpsters.
Why did the Romans build straight roads? So the Pakis (bastards) didn't build corner shops.
Quote of the day: It's never too late to be what you wished you were.
Hope y'all are having a great day! I just got back from a volleyball tournament that I had to be up at 5 AM for! We played three games and won the last one. We advanced and are playing a few more tomorrow. Wish me and my team good luck!
Fat bully. That was just the starter, now do you want the main course?
Me: I don't think I want that because you already ate it.
You smash me so hard, I gave her the D.
What do you call a sped kid in a wheelchair that caught on fire?
Hot Wheels.
What's the difference between me and you?
Nothing, the fudge you expected ni-
If you are homeless, get a home.
My dad went to go get milk.
