A: Why are you so sad? B: I was watching porn and all of a sudden my wife opened the door.
A: Ok I see, but is that really such a big deal?
B: I mean, she opened the door in the movi
SOMEONE:WHEN YOU SUFFER FROM DEPRRRESION AND SOMEONE TELLS YOU TO CHEER UP
ME:MY WHAT A GREAT IDEA WHY DIDNT I THINK OF THAT;)
I guess the queen ran out of totems of undying
Who is the first person an orphan sees, the doctor
What's the difference between McDonald's and a priest? nothing... they both stick their meat in ten year old buns.
What does the plane that hit the twin towers and milk have in common? My dad went to get both and never came back.
What does the " f " stand for in orphan?
Family
Why did the north tower want chocolate ice cream? Because he didn't want plane
Did you Know China Wanted to Send A Dog to Space. They Didn't Because they Ate It.
what does a zebra and I have in common? We both have stripes.
What do a bee from America called?.........a USB
When does a pentagon have 4 sides? When a plane is in one of the sides
a man went into a library and asked for a book on how to do suicide and the librarian said "fuck off you wont bring it back"
Why are 9/11 victims so good at reading.Because they can go through 100 stories in 5 minutes.
What's the difference between the twin towers and McDonalds Ones a drive thru and ones a fly thru
Why was the tower of Pisa was leaning
They had better reflexes then the trading center
WHEN YOU FEEL LONELY JUST WATCH A SCARY MOVIE.
YOU WONT FEEL LONELY ANYMORE:(
mohe
I laughed at my life so hard
Whats the difference between adolf hitler and usain bolt
Usain bolt finished the races
