What are is the best feeling for an Orphan when he playes Grand Theft Auto?
When he is wanted
None of these are jokes... they're all facts...
i got them red Gucci bracelets
Moby Dick's fathers name... Papa Boner.
Woman do have rights!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
How does a disabled person play chasy I think you forgot they don't have legs
I was walking this hot girl home then she noticed me then the walk turned into a run
Are your parents bakers? Because you're a cutie pie. Are you a loan? Because you've got my interest. Is your dad a boxer? Because you’re a knockout! If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber. Are you an artist? Because you’re really good at drawing me in. I believe in following my dreams. Can I have your Instagram? If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine-apple. If you were a flower, you'd be a daaaaaamn-delion.
Wanna touch my shirt? It's made of boyfriend/girlfriend/partner material
I’m lost. Can you give me directions to your heart?
What does the f in orphan stand for ???????????? Family
My black friend told me to stop making racist jokes... ...I told him to lighten up.
I saw an orphan on the street i said where’s your parents he cried and said my mum and dad died in a car crash 😆😆😂😂🤣
"Why didn't the boy pick up his ice cream" -Margret "Why"-Depress boy "Because he got ran over"-Margret "I wish that was me"-Depress boy
ALL HEIL PRESIDENT TRUMP
WHY CANT ORPHANS PLAY BASEBALL. THEY HAVE NO HOME TO RUN TO
Your mama's so fat that she's bigger than the Titanic
Dad: we are giving ur toy's to the orphanage
Kid: why
Dad:so you won't get bored
What do you call a group of emo kids? Suicide squad
I knew a girl that died from having phone sex.... He died of hearing aids
