Worst Jokes Ever
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A kid told me to go get a dad, so I punched the kid. He went to tell his parents. Oh wait, he can't, 'cause he's an orphan, and orphans have no parents.
You're so fat, when you went on the scale it said "to be continued."
What is an orphan's favorite song?
"Home."
Your momma is so old, when she went to the antique store, they wouldn't let her leave.
What's at least 6 inches long and goes in your mouth, and it's more fun if it vibrates?
A toothbrush.
You're so fat, the only thing you could be for Halloween is the Kool-Aid Man.
My uncles like the moon.
He comes out at night.
What is six inches, goes in your mouth, and it's fun when it vibrates? A toothbrush.
Why couldn’t the underage orphan get on an adult-only website? Because you need your parents' consent.
I asked a emo kid if they wanna hang out.
I got fired from my job today at a banana factory. They said to throw away the bad ones, so I threw away the bent ones.
Are you George Floyd?
Cause you take my breath away! 😮💨
Why was six so scared of seven? Because seven ate nine.
What's the difference between a paralyzed kid and a father?
The father gets to leave, while the kid stays.
Say: "eye"
Spell: map
Then say: "enis."
My girlfriend sent “a let’s break up text” right when I was done editing our pics.
Yo mama is so ugly that your dad has to be drunk to bring her home.
Your hairline is so jacked up even the barber couldn't fix it.
Why do orphans want to become criminals? To know what it feels like to be wanted.