Worst Jokes Ever
I would tell you an abortion joke, but it was only temporary.
Your forehead is so big NASA thought it was Mars.
My mum said take out the trash, so I took my sister.
"I'm afraid for the calendar. Its days are numbered!"
Roses are red, violets are blue, by the way, I have the flu!
Roses are red, violets are blue,
I have a traitor friend, and that is YOU.
You were sad because your grandmother died.
The next day, you were washing your face, and you realize sadness made your face BLUE.
Are you twinning today? Because The Rock would be shocked!
The Twin Towers ordered Little Caesars, but instead got Dominos.
Why could dinosaurs not talk? Because they were dead.
My math teacher keeps telling me to find his x. It's kinda creepy.
Q: Why can't pilots play Jenga?
A: Because they will just hit the Twin Towers.
Today, I saw my friend go crazy eating her ham sandwich. When she went to the bathroom, I checked inside her ham sandwich, and there were fresh drugs.
The bully says, "Your mom!" The girl says, "Is sleeping with your dad."
In the cute fantasies: "Est-ce que tu manges du poulet? Attendez une seconde, VOTRE PROFESSEUR VEGAN!!!!!"
In reality: "Are you eating chicken? Wait a second, YOUR THE VEGAN TEACHER!!!"
Bully says, "You are DISGUSTING!!!!!!"
The girl says, "Just like your face."
Your forehead is damn big, Walt was jealous of you.
A Japanese person comes to America and sees guns everywhere. One American says, "Welcome to America!"
Little Johnny walks into the living room and asks his parents, "Mom, Dad, what do you get when you crossbreed a bulldog and shih tzu?"
The mother and father shrug and say, "We have no idea, Johnny. What do you get?" and little Johnny replies, "You get a bullshit."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.