Worst Jokes Ever

I asked the Titanic an icebreaker question.

It couldn't answer.

What's a priest's favorite toy?

A mute little boy.

Knock knock! Who's there? Stripper. Stripper who? Stripper down!

What do you call a kid hanging? An emo kid!

What kind of ball does Amy Rose like? Blue balls.

We really should erect a statue of the guy who killed Hitler.

How are an orphan and baseball different from each other?

A baseball game has a home run.

I made a website for an orphanage. For some reason, it doesn't have a home page.

Ok guys, I have one last joke (for now).

What do you call it when Panera is over?

Panera end.

What do you call a prostitute weed dealer?

A pot-hole.

What do the initials POOP stand for?

Polacks Order Our Poop. 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩

Why Cristiano Ronaldo loves oranges??

Because they contain vitamin suiiiii!

What were Paul Walker's last words?

Hey, that tree's growing!

Q: I like elephants.

A: Everything else is irrelephant.

Why can't an orphan be a criminal? Because they are not wanted.

P.S. My brother made this up when he had no meds... I almost died.

What does ATM stand for?

Answer: Amy’s Terrible Mom.

😂🤣

What do you call a Muslim bee?

Habibee.

I took an hour-long shower. The German officers were looking at me kinda scared.

A boy and a girl are showering together. The girl looks down and says to the boy, "Hey, can I touch it?" The boy replies, "Oh hell nah. You already ripped yours off."

I think Abraham Lincoln was gay because a guy shot from behind.