Quiet Kid: *reaches into bag*
Teacher: EVERYBODY RUN!
Worst Jokes Ever
I asked my mom with cerebral palsy a question.
Still waiting on an answer.
Whoever said white people can't jump obviously hasn't seen the 9/11 footage.
Yo hairline was used as the blueprint for the Great Wall of China.
What's the worst time to fly a plane?
What do you call someone who’s afraid of breaststroke? Chicken breast.
Iron Man is just a golden retriever with a red background.
Messi is really messy.
Why can't an orphan win a baseball game?
Because they can't reach home.
If my mom decides to get Chick-fil-A for dinner, and when I decide to eat my family for dinner, is that called cannibalism?
Why do orphans miss Mother’s Day? Because they don’t have a mother to give to!
What is white with red all over?...
JFK.
"Kobe is known for fade aways too bad he faded away."
Bro, this guy's hairline I saw the other day was nowhere to be seen.
Sister, you're ugly.
Other sister: I'm not your reflection.
PS. Sorry if it is not funny.
Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.
Your hairline is like the universe. It's still waiting to be discovered.
I heard that the numbers on the front of your credit card represent the number of minutes until you meet the 💕 love of your life!💕
And the 3 numbers on the back represent the month and day you make it official!!
Comment those numbers to lock it in!!😄
When you realize your friend standing next to you is adopted and narrates everything he does.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans?
They already lost two towers.
