Worst Jokes Ever
Your mum is so fat that she took a spoon to the supercool.
Why do orphans not use iPhones?
Because they don't have a home button.
Why don't orphans have iPhones?
Because they don't have a home button.
What do you call a bowling ball that falls from the sky and knocks down all the bowling pins?
An airstrike.
What do they call Dwayne "the Rock" Johnson's son? The Pebble.
Did you know that the F in orphan means family?
There's no F in orphan?
Exactly.
I stole my friend's amnesia medication the other day, he was pretty pissed.
But I reminded him of the age-old mantra: "Forgive and forget!"
How did the cookie 🍪 feel when he was dunked in milk?
Batter.
Why are you so white?
Because you have no lotion on.
What did the tree say to the depressed kid?
"Stop hanging around."
Hi sisisissisisisisisis.
So recently I hit an orphan with a 2x4, and he started crying. What's he gonna do? Tell his family? XD
What do iPhones and the Titanic have in common?
There's no Jack!
What does a knife have but not my life...
A point.
So the other day, I saw a child in a wheelchair.
He was getting bullied a lot, so I came up and said, "Why don't you stand up to those bullies?"
Like if depressed.
Papyrus: Sans, I have a joke. What do you call someone lazy and incompetent?
Sans: What do you call them?
Papyrus: YOU! NOW GET UP AND CLEAN YOUR ROOM, YOU LAZY BONES!
My classmates?
I saw a kid crying, sitting on the sidewalk, and I asked him where his parents were. He then cried even more. God, I love working at the orphanage.
Yo mama is so fat, when she's walking down the street, there are cracks all over the sidewalk.