Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mamma is so stupid, she returned a donut because it had a hole in it.
You're old enough to remember when emojis were called "hieroglyphics."
It's better to let someone think you are an idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.
Is your ass jealous of the amount of shit that just came out of your mouth?
You are so ugly, when you looked in the mirror your reflection walked away.
Beauty is only skin deep... but ugly goes all the way to the bone!
Yo momma is so fat, her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
Yo momma is so fat, when she sat on Walmart, she lowered the prices.
Handicapped jokes are so cruel.
I can't stand them!
I always park in handicapped spaces at the hospital.
Just to test their patients.
My friend dumped me, so I stole their wheelchair.
Have a guess who came crawling back?
Yo mama's so old, she walked out of a museum and the alarm went off.
I made a website for orphans.
There’s no homepage.
Guys, stop joking about 9/11. It's just plane wrong.
Yo momma so fat, whenever she goes to the beach, the tide comes in!
What do you think would fall to the ground first, an emo kid or a leaf?
The leaf. The rope would stop the emo kid.
Waluigi gets his Walu-weenie stuck in a vending machine!
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a bucket of water.
WHERE DO THEY REALLY GO BECAUSE WATER CAN NOT BE AT THE TOP OF A HILL!?. I honestly think that only people with a physics degree can make nursery rhythms.
Q: How do you know it's time for bed at the Neverland Ranch? A: When the big hand touches the little hand.