is it necrophilia if they die while your having sex and you just don't relise,
thats what happened to my dog
have anyone seen my balls i cant find them on my chest hey! my balls are on your thing
What's the difference between a black & a white fairy tail? White begins, "Once upon a time..." Black begins, " Y'all mutherfuckers aint gonna believe dis shit"
What does Jesus have in common with Pinocchio?
They believe their own lies.
Jesus will be history when I realize he's behind me.
hey are you a terrorist? cause i rate u 9/11
Bro if I die I want to die blown up by 34 pounds of c4 at a furry convention
What did the kamikaze instructor say to the students?
“Okay guys, watch very carefully because i can only show you this demonstration once.”
Chef: “How did you enjoy your steak, sir?” Customer: “I asked for it medium rare, but it’s well done!” Chef: “Why thank you.” Customer: “You don’t understand, the steak is well done!” Chef: “Of course it is, I made it.”
Tired of having to cut your grass? Dye it blue, and it will do it itself
These jokes have a good build up, but in the end they all come crashing down
Should I burn heaven?
why does joe only have 264 days in his calendar? because he cant celebrate fathers day.
What's the difference between a snowman and a snow woman? Snowballs!
it's not funny to joke about orphans, without any education, they'd never understand what the jokes mean.
This the song we all misunderstood: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2S0QhGGO1gQ
"He said one day, you'll leave this world behind. So live a life you will remember. My father told me when I was just a child, these are the nights that never die. My father told me."
Whenever I think about it deeply it makes me wanna cry :(
If I teach man he is the fish I caught, will I no longer be a fisher of men?
Im the second worst thing to happen to those orphans
*walks into sex shop* Hello. I would like to buy 1 sex please.
friend: how's it going? me: good, things are good! parent: how are you? me: oh I'm fine! Twitter: compose new tweet? me: hellooooo l would like to tell you about my anxiety & my current greatest fears & let's talk about the impending apocalypse while we're at it
