Worst Jokes Ever
That awkward moment when a fat kid says, “That’s how I roll.”
Yo mama so hairy, she braids her elbows.
Yo mama so ugly people dress up as her on Halloween.
Yo mama so hairy, her knuckles have sideburns.
The Titanic is now a resort for fish.
Why were the twin towers mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but instead they got plain.
I walked into an orphanage and a kid was crying. I asked him what was wrong and he said some kids were bullying him. I told him to go tell his parents.
Diet Day #1 - I removed all the fattening food from my house. It was delicious.
A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.
Why couldn't the orphan go on a school trip?
A parent's signature was required.
Roses are red, lemons are sour, spread your legs, give me an hour!
I screamed "Jenga" today when watching the 9/11 documentary.
When your friends [are] talking about sports:
Jake says, "It was 17.56M people watching [the] basketball championship."🦁
Sam says, "It was 113M people watching the Super Bowl." 😯🐱
Avion says, "It was up from 1.12 billion people watching [the] World Cup." 😶🙀
Chuck Norris is the only man that ever had sex with my wife and survived. Oh, how did I survive?
Fortunately, being her husband, I was the one person she wasn't fucking.
POV: You are a passenger on September 11th, 2001, and you see the pilots wearing a Muslim turban.
U.S.A: No Queen?
England: No towers?
Pilot: This is my last flight, everyone.
Passengers: *Clap*
Pilot: I became a pilot for one reason: To conquer my greatest fear.
Flight Attendant: And what is that?
Pilot: Dying alone. *speeds up towards Twin Towers*
Also the Pilot: Now who is ready to play some Jen---
Hi, I'm cool.
"hipede hop hiped d the twin towers will be gone tomoreo at 8:43"
Your mama is so ugly! It took your dad 15 years to return from getting milk.