Worst Jokes Ever
I refuse to go bungee jumping. I was brought into this world from broken plastic, and I REFUSE to die the same way.
What do you call a herd of cows pleasuring themselves? Beef strokin’ off!
Today sucked. My girlfriend got hit by a car, and I lost my job as an Uber driver.
What do you call a Christian Asian?
Hao Li.
Logan Taub has a BBC, Big Butt Chin!
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair?
TIMMAHHHH!
Yo mama so nasty, she gave yo daddy head, then gave you a kiss good night.
Why couldn't the blonde dial 911?
She couldn't find the 11.
What's common in vampires and American kids?
They both don't get old.
Your hairline and your eyebrows are like your parents, separated.
Your mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale the doctor asked for her weight, not her phone number.
What’s the hardest part of a vegetable?
The wheel.
Sonic says if you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because I can’t hit a home run. 💀💀💀
Like if you listen to Kidd G.
Comment if you listen to Polo G.
Share if you listen to NBA Youngboy.
Do all if you listen to all of them and you all of them if Kobe Bryant is a legend.
Peyk 47 said that Kobe Bryant is not a legend, but he is.
How do you confuse a blonde?
Tell them to stand in the corner in a round room.
Has anybody noticed that the New York City football team is the New York Jets? They sure know how to scare the Twin Towers.
Suicide is just self-defense. You're killing the person that tried to kill you.
What meds do snakes with ADHD take?
Adder-all.