Worst Jokes Ever
What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it?
I’m light as a feather, yet the strongest person can’t hold me for five minutes. What am I?
Daddy, I really miss you. Mummy changed my name to Tickle Timpson. Anyway, daddy I forgive you for abusing me.
Dark humor is like water; not everyone gets it.
What do you call an orphan?
Homeless.
The wheelchair kid laughed at my test score, so I told him to stand up to the anthem.
Me rn: "Yo yo yo, for pre-K I went to K.I.S.S. a school."
My friend: "What is K.I.S.M.A.?"
Me: "K.I.S.M.A. balls!"
I farted in my grandma's breathing machine.
Died and came back a cowboy, I call that reintarnation.
Why did the emo kid not cross the road?
He was waiting for a car.
"Hitler wasn't such a bad guy, after all, he did kill Hitler."
Entered what I ate today into my new fitness app, and it just sent an ambulance to my house.
Smoking will kill you.
Bacon will kill you.
But, smoking bacon will cure it!
Why do orphans drink water with cereal?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What chips are you not allowed to give to orphans?
Family size.
You know, the earth was flat till they buried your mama.
What do you call a little boy with no arms and no legs?
Names.
Twin Towers are like my parents: 2 left and 1 came back.
Why do women have small feet?
So they can stand closer to the sink.
What do Nemo and Emily's dad have in common? They both can't be found.