What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
Wanna hear a joke?
Look in the mirror; I'm sure you'll find one there :')
What do you say to the orphan?
"Shut up, get a mom and dad!"
When your mum sold you on eBay for £2 pound for girls stripper.
Orphan: Hey, where's the milk?
Dad: . . .
Steve Kerr really named his son Nick.
There was an exam music quiz question about Gary Glitter. Now, if there's anyone you don't want to associate with the phrase "shh, turn over, you've got an hour," it's him.
Shit, my bad. I should leave him alone, he just wants to settle down and have kids.
Wheelchair soccer is just IRL Rocket League. Change my mind.
Your hairline is so far back that not even Tom Brady could throw that far.
Why do Native Americans hate snow?
Because it's white and all over their land.
Why did the bullet end up losing his job?
Because he got fired!
What do apple trees and orphans have in common?
The apples get picked.
Baller.
What did the drum name its children? Anna 1, Anna 2.
Died and came back sped. I call that rien-tardation.
Me: "Hey, get my joke on that timeline."
Her: "No."
After you read this post, you will forget you were gay.
I would make a joke about short people, but they probably couldn't hear it.
Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind, it's tear-able.