Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Som Ting Wong.
I once was playing with my friend and Roblox girlfriend, then one day, they cheated on me. I broke up with her and unfriended him, then I saw my mom and my uncle crying!
Me be like: ;-;
What do women and Nvidia have in common?
They both do not make very good drivers.
Yo mama so fat, when she talks to herself, it’s a long-distance call.
Yo mama's so fat her belly button has an echo.
You know you’re getting fat when you sit in the bath, and the water in the bath rises.
1+1 answer 2 said all the kids, but 1 kid said 5. Then I said your mom feels embarrassed because everyday you look into the mirror, you see how empty your brain is.
Joe mama so fat, when she stepped on a scale it said "to be continued."
What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it?
I’m light as a feather, yet the strongest person can’t hold me for five minutes. What am I?
Daddy, I really miss you. Mummy changed my name to Tickle Timpson. Anyway, daddy I forgive you for abusing me.
Dark humor is like water; not everyone gets it.
What do you call an orphan?
Homeless.
The wheelchair kid laughed at my test score, so I told him to stand up to the anthem.
Me rn: "Yo yo yo, for pre-K I went to K.I.S.S. a school."
My friend: "What is K.I.S.M.A.?"
Me: "K.I.S.M.A. balls!"
I farted in my grandma's breathing machine.
Died and came back a cowboy, I call that reintarnation.
Why did the emo kid not cross the road?
He was waiting for a car.
"Hitler wasn't such a bad guy, after all, he did kill Hitler."
Entered what I ate today into my new fitness app, and it just sent an ambulance to my house.