Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Flex tape can fix a sawed-in-half boat. Then how the f*** can it not fix the Titanic when it broke in half? Tell me!

When my family goes to weddings, my senior relatives tell me things like “You’re next!” So I started doing the same to them at funerals.

What's a similarity of an orphan and a deaf kid?

They both can't hear their parents.

You went to the bed store asking for a water bed. They put a pillow and sheets on the ocean.