Worst Jokes Ever
Me rn: "Yo yo yo, for pre-K I went to K.I.S.S. a school."
My friend: "What is K.I.S.M.A.?"
Me: "K.I.S.M.A. balls!"
I farted in my grandma's breathing machine.
Died and came back a cowboy, I call that reintarnation.
Why did the emo kid not cross the road?
He was waiting for a car.
"Hitler wasn't such a bad guy, after all, he did kill Hitler."
Entered what I ate today into my new fitness app, and it just sent an ambulance to my house.
Smoking will kill you.
Bacon will kill you.
But, smoking bacon will cure it!
Why do orphans drink water with cereal?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What chips are you not allowed to give to orphans?
Family size.
You know, the earth was flat till they buried your mama.
What do you call a little boy with no arms and no legs?
Names.
Twin Towers are like my parents: 2 left and 1 came back.
Why do women have small feet?
So they can stand closer to the sink.
What do Nemo and Emily's dad have in common? They both can't be found.
Roses are red, my cum is blue, I'll wait till you're asleep to rape you.
Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for a glass of H2O. The second one asks for a glass of H2O, too. The second one dies. Why?
I would go suck some titties, but I’d rather die from being shot than cancer.
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?
Because no one misses them.
GOOD MORNING USA!!!! I GOT A FEELING THAT IVE SEEN A FUCKIN NlGGER TODAY!!!
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Knife." "Knife, who?" "How are you still alive? I just stabbed you!"