Worst Jokes Ever
Why do animators like Christianity?
Because Jesus was the one who invented T-Pose.
A police officer pulls over two Catholic priests. He says he's looking for two child molesters.
The Catholic priests look at each other: "We'll do it!"
Why did 6 hate 7?
Because 7 ate 9!
Why was ten scared? Because it was between 9/11.
If an apple and a depressed kid fall out of a tree, which one hits the ground first? The apple.
The kid just hangs there.
What's the one thing that makes a depressed person jump? A bridge.
Sometimes I wish my grass was depressed, then it would just cut itself.
Why is Black History Month the shortest month of the year?
What's an orphan's least favorite meme? "Family."
A Russian wedding should be called a Soviet Union.
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
Because they actually come back.
Q. Why didn't Tracy Latimer enjoy her trip to Vancouver?
A. She had to go to GasTown.
I had sex with my German girlfriend; it was kinda weird though. She kept yelling her age. I don't know why.
What is the difference between Clash Royale and the Twin Towers?
Clash Royale still has a tower.
How do you give a woman from Alabama a nice compliment?
Answer: You say to her, "Hey, nice tooth!"
If someone is bullying you for being fat, remember, you're the bigger person, a MUCH bigger person.
"Wow... That ship is beautiful! I wonder what will happen if I ram into it..." - Iceberg, 1912.
I once saw a kid walking down the street crying. So I asked them, "Hey kid, where are your parents?" And he started to cry even more...
"Huh. I wonder why he was so sad..." I said as I walked into the orphanage.
Why did the first boob say to the 2nd boob: "Between us, I have to take a tit."
Your mom checked for your hairline, but she could not find it.