Worst Jokes Ever
Flex tape can fix a sawed-in-half boat. Then how the f*** can it not fix the Titanic when it broke in half? Tell me!
You are so adopted that you don't have a home button on Google Maps.
1 like = 1 more orphan I dropkick.
When my family goes to weddings, my senior relatives tell me things like “You’re next!” So I started doing the same to them at funerals.
Dark humor is like water, some people get it, some people don’t.
If I had to rate the attack on the Twin Towers from the Muslims, I'd give it a 9/11.
Mom, am I adopted?
What? No. "In head" No, dah, bitch.
Are you going to jump? Can I jump with you?
What's the difference between a flower and an orphan?
One is allowed in the house.
What do you call an Argentinian with a rubber toe?
Roberto!
Why do people adopt orphans?
They get cash.
What an upside to being an orphan!
There's things called family-size bags.
What's a similarity of an orphan and a deaf kid?
They both can't hear their parents.
Your forehead is so big when you walk by I can't see what's in front of me.
My doctor said I need to lose calories, so I got a piece of paper, wrote "calories," and lit it on fire.
You went to the bed store asking for a water bed. They put a pillow and sheets on the ocean.
Yo, so poor that you wash your paper plates and cutlery in a kids' dishwasher.
You're so poor you put paper cutlery in the dishwasher.
When the class plays hangman, the emos get inspired!
Why do orphans like stealing things?
They wanted to have company.