Worst Jokes Ever

- Yo mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow dress, people yell "Taxi!"

- Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to climb Mountain Dew.

- Yo mama is so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.

- Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King when he was still a prince.

- Yo mama is so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention.

When creating the world, Jesus made the water salty. A person comes up to the water, drinks it, and says: "Why are you so salty?"

Yo mama so ugly, we all are trying to help her look better.

Yo, forehead reflects projectiles just like the shield in Strike Force Heroes.

Chinmey?

Call me an edgelord because I'm gonna impale myself on the edge of a spear.

If you combine math and meth, you will become Einstein White.

Mom: Do I look fat in my dress?

Child: Nah... you look fat in every dress!

You're so fat when you told your mum and dad, even they laughed!

Yo momma's so fat, when she bought a fur coat, all animals went extinct.

Yo momma's so ugly that when she walked into a Haunted Mansion, she walked back out with a job application.

Your hairline is like Mount Everest; it points.

Your hairline's exactly like your nose; it's always offside.

Your hairline is like Justin Bieber’s buzz cut.

The earth used to be flat until your mama was buried.

Yo mama is so STUPID, she thought the Rams football team were actual RAMS.

Hey, let’s go, we are heading for the Towers!

Wait, what?

Call 911!

Once I got one so big, they were going to make 9/11 2.0!

Once my twin brother died from a plane crash. His last words were, "If it's a bomb, I'll give it a 9/11."

What do you call a blank piece of paper?

Women's rights.