Worst Jokes Ever
POV: You are a passenger on September 11th, 2001, and you see the pilots wearing a Muslim turban.
U.S.A: No Queen?
England: No towers?
Pilot: This is my last flight, everyone.
Passengers: *Clap*
Pilot: I became a pilot for one reason: To conquer my greatest fear.
Flight Attendant: And what is that?
Pilot: Dying alone. *speeds up towards Twin Towers*
Also the Pilot: Now who is ready to play some Jen---
Hi, I'm cool.
"hipede hop hiped d the twin towers will be gone tomoreo at 8:43"
Your mama is so ugly! It took your dad 15 years to return from getting milk.
You are so fat that the last time you stepped on the weighing scale, the doctor said, "I want your weight and not [your] phone number."
What does an orphan's life and a pseudoword have in common?
They both have no meaning.
Why is Kanye West's haircut actually years of work by many doctors to piece together skull fragments like a jigsaw puzzle?
Because Kanye once interrupted Chuck Norris on the set of "Walker Texas Ranger."
Why did my foot cross the road?
Because your ass was on the other side.
A priest says to me, "Come up, my child." Then I said, "Do I know you? Because you're not my father."
Two baked beans traveled around Australia.
They both ended up in Cairns.
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Som Ting Wong.
I once was playing with my friend and Roblox girlfriend, then one day, they cheated on me. I broke up with her and unfriended him, then I saw my mom and my uncle crying!
Me be like: ;-;
What do women and Nvidia have in common?
They both do not make very good drivers.
Yo mama so fat, when she talks to herself, it’s a long-distance call.
Yo mama's so fat her belly button has an echo.
You know you’re getting fat when you sit in the bath, and the water in the bath rises.
1+1 answer 2 said all the kids, but 1 kid said 5. Then I said your mom feels embarrassed because everyday you look into the mirror, you see how empty your brain is.
Joe mama so fat, when she stepped on a scale it said "to be continued."