Worst Jokes Ever
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning?
It has better reactions than the Twin Towers.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
"Meet the Family."
Why did the white girl come back from Africa?
Because there was no water for her to drink. I'm black.
What do you call a useless piece of **** on a cock?
A: A man!
Why can orphans never walk home?
Because there's no way to go.
Listen to the autism song on TikTok.
Dad: Son, everyone in your class got COVID.
Son (in a happy tone): I know.
Dad: How do you know and why are you so glad?
Son: Well, yesterday you told me to spread positivity.
Q: What's the difference between a suicide vest and a feminist?
A: At least one does something when it is triggered.
What do you call a swimmer from Iraq?
A bath bomb.
What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower?
Unemployed.
Where would the next Formula race happen?
Answer: On your flat chest.
How do you find someone's hairline? It's simple, you don't.
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
But wait, what family? He never had one.
What's the difference in Japanese Kamikaze and 9/11?
There is none, they both go up in flames.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special Forces.
Girls are like rocks, the flat ones get skipped.
What's the problem with 9/11 jokes?
They are just two plane.
Guy: Do you know how to draw women's rights?
Girl: No, how?
Guy: All you need is a blank paper, and that's it.
I just want to say this...
You have NO maidens, (Explosion) No homies, (ExPlOsIoN) And no—please don’t say it! Rizz 😎 (EXPLOSION)
Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks.
Be smart, not stupid.