Worst Jokes Ever
I thought of you today, and it reminded me to take out the trash.
Why did Jordan cross the road? So he could get to his house.
How did Helen Keller dance? Very Bad.
How did Helen Keller draw? With her hand.
So, if Russia was the motherland and Germany was the fatherland, what does that mean?
The Western Front is domestic violence.
What is the difference between an orphan and a cat?
The cat is actually cute.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?
Elton John is still standing.
I'm actually against abortion.
Just go to the car wash and tell 'em you ate too much red pasta!
What's black and white and read all over?
A newspaper.
What's black, white, black, white, red, white, black, red, black, then red all over?
A penguin falling down the stairs.
We better stop telling orphan jokes because their parents will get mad. Oh... wait... never mind.
Why can't orphans play on a computer?
'Cause they have no motherboard.
What do you do when your cat's not home?
Answer: You play with your neighbor's pussy.
What's WWE called in Africa?
Shadow fight.
Q: Why was the gay man fired from the sperm bank?
A: He got caught drinking on the job.
What do you call an IT teacher who touches up his students?
A PDF file.
Stop bullying orphans!
What if they tell their parents?
What's the difference between a cop car and a hedgehog?
With a cop car, all the pricks are on the inside.
Your mama is so ugly that when she stood on the scale, it said "to be continued."
Q: What do you call a black prostitute in space?
A: The Blackhole.
If you jump off a building and yell "parkour," how can they tell that it was intentional? T'was a failed stunt.
When a boy points at his parents, they disappear.