What do u call a black pros titute with braces A black n decker pecker wrecker
Rapunzels hair is longer then your dads existence
Yo mama so fat, when she was just there she made the whole earth go back to the ice age
Yo mama so fat, her birth certificate was an apology letter
I don't know what to write here just like
Why do orphan hates family size candy. Because he can't share it with his family.
I Didn't know that COVID 19 was a thing until i saw your eyebrows and your hairline social distancing
This disabled girl stared rolling after me so I ran to the stairs
Vladymoron Pootin and Drunkard Chump sittin in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G
If anyone's joke here says "burn in hell", I will mimic your account for the rest of your life.
what si bron an stiky a stik!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What's blue and bad for your teeth?
A green brick that's painted blue after the original paint dries (it takes a little while to dry) but after it dries you can paint it and then it will be green. If the brick is green it is called a green brick as it is green (not blue anymore) and it hurts your teeth because brick is a hard material that can damage the bones in your mouth (also known as your teeth)
What's green and bad for your teeth?
A green brick
When you die, people cry and wish you to come back.
But when you do, people scream and run away.
Orphan goes into a bar and the bartender says im sorry u need parent peemission to enter
Someone: I got chickens out there vibin Me: What? oh you mean those over sized chickens that just shows an example of you in real life Someone: . . .
whats steven hawkings favourite meal? his left shoulder
if you are going to bully anyone, then bully an orphan. Because what are they going to do, tell their parents.
what type of flower do u giv a orphan
a self rasen
Women should have the right to choose whether they want to do cooking or cleaning first.
