An apple and an emo girl fall from the same height in a tree. Which one hits the ground first? The apple, cuz the noose stops her.
Worst Jokes Ever
What was Hitler known for?
His exceptional cost efficiency.
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims, they did 98 stories in 10 seconds.
Why canโt dinosaurs clap?
Because they're dead.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza but it came plain.
Why is Texas the worst state ever?
They only have one star.
What do orphans and broken up couples have in common?
They can't see each other anymore.
What did the two towers make after they died? The One World Trade Center.
Your hairline is so far back that if you wore yellow, people would think you were One Punch Man.
What do you call an Emo in the hanging gallows?
Happy for the first time.
Bruh, your forehead is so big even Megamind has some competition!
Your sister is so short, she needs to roll up her panties.
Your mama so fat that when she sits around the house, she literally sits around the house.
How do you surprise a 50-year-old man? By putting a 12-inch dick through his ass.
He said, "Best surprise ever!"
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Bully: Who you looking at?
Me: A Build-A-Bear.
Bully: Where?
Me: Look in the mirror.
Mom: Hey son, what does "idk" and "idc" mean?
Son: I donโt know and I donโt care.
Mom: Excuse me?
Son: Oh, and by the way, Mom, whatโs for dinner?
I donโt know and I donโt care.
Yo mama so fat, she fell over. Nobody laughed, but the ground cracked up.
What do you tell a depressed person?
Just hang in there!
Yo forehead so big you think in HD.
