What do you get when you cross breed a bear with a retarded person?
A feminist (a hairy and brainless beast).
Worst Jokes Ever
Sam and Amya like anal sex with each other.
What do you call a Japanese person when their knees are cured?
"Happynese" (happy knees).
When is the only time Kamala Harris is using her head? When she is giving head.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? Because they can't tell their parents.
What do you call a Pakie with a wooden leg?
Shit on a stick.
My wife called me a pedo. That's a big word for a 6 year old.
Hey guys, can we stop making these jokes? If my mom sees this, I will never see the sun again.
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Continue.
Wanna know who can jump the highest? Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.
My orphan terrorist friend is on TV... I think he blew up.
Why isn't the Moon Emo anymore?
Turns out it was just a phase.
Yo mama so fat, her belly enters the room 10 minutes before she does.
I once masturbated in the bathroom.
I was looking for something, for a little help.
Looked in the wardrobe and found something perfect.
I'LL NEVER SEE A TOOTHBRUSH THE SAME WAY AGAIN!
What is the difference between Obama and Osama?
Osama didn't kill innocent civilians with missile strikes.
My dad died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
Don't ever tell somebody depressed to try again.
What do you call a notorious special needs student with an extra chromosome?
The double trouble.
The kid in the wheelchair was getting bullied, so I encouraged him to stand up for himself. I don't know why he started crying.
What do orphans' parents have in common with Nemo?
They both can’t be found.
“In yo mama.”
