When Stephen Hawkings died did they take him to the Hospital or PC World?
knock knock whos there not stephen hawking
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of payments.
what do you call a gay scientist? stephen hawqueen.
what do you say when trumps is still president during 2020? magic
Guy walks into the house carrying a sheep and says out loud this is the pig I screw when your on the rag and is wife replies that’s not a pig its a sheep and he says I was talking to the sheep.
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet SUPPLIES
A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One goes to a family in Egypt and is named “Amal”. The other goes to a family in Spain, who name him “Juan”. Years later Juan sends a picture of himself to his mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds: “They’re twins. If you’ve seen Juan, you’ve seen Amal.”
How do you give a redneck a circumcision? You kick his sister in the jaw. Jake
if you need to squint to read this… you probably need glasses
My phone was at 10% and my friend said it better not shut down like Stephen hawkin
What’s black and at the top of a staircase Not Stephen Hawking
Q: the person who makes it doesnt say what it is the person who receives it doesn’t know what it is the person who knows what it is doesn’t want it what am i? A: a baby
He died because of a fuck up by the Hospital, apparently the doctor said to the nurse you can discharge Mr Hawking now, so she went to his room and pulled the plug out of his computer.
who likes eating ass my lil pony
What do you called Stephen Hawking on fire?
looks like he never charged up fully
Yo momma so fat she glues together rags as clothes.
When Stephen Hawkins died he saw the stareway to heaven. He thought to himself oh god this is awkward