Worst Jokes Ever
When you're in the World Trade Center and you connect to airplane wifi.
What do you call a Panera Bread you write with?
Panera lead.
What's an astronaut's favorite game? Space-ball!
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What is the difference between a feminist and a gorilla? One of them is fat and hairy, while the other one has a functional brain (the gorilla, of course).
Your hairline is so big, Niagara Falls said, "Oh, looks like we've got some competition!"
I wonder how many people read this wrong.
Teacher on school bus, "Everybody sit down now, the bus is about to start."
Ben: "I’m not going to sit down. I don’t want to."
Teacher: "You have to, or else you have to get off the bus."
Teacher: "*stands up*"
Ben: "Then you should get off the bus 'cause you're not sitting."
9/11 was a round of Clash of Clans. They knocked down two towers, not three.
My ex's dad died while she was texting me. She said she had a boyfriend, but I told her I had a dad.
What's the difference between the Christ and Anti-Christ? The Romans put sugar syrup on the second one.
A Make-A-Wish patient wanted to see Black Panther IRL, so I pulled his plug.
You pooooooooooooooooooooooo!
You wanna know proof that cats don't always land on their feet? Well then, watch The Lion King.
Just looking for a cunt...
Oh hello, found one.
Personally, I think putting beans on toast is better than bullets in children.
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Reali-tea.
Why are chickens so funny? Because...
What happens when a frog's car breaks down?
It gets toad away!
What is a Mexican person's favorite sport?
Cross country.