Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Hey, what’s your favorite type of tomato? Mine is sun-dried tomato.

Get it? "Sun-dried" like "son died."

Father: I’m taking your toys to the orphanage.

Child: But why?

Father: So you won’t be bored. You’re going to need them there.

What’s the difference between a pornstar covered in slime and The White Stripes?

One has "Icky Thump," and the other does "icky hump."

Q: What did the Buffalo say to his son when he left for college?

A: Bison.

My dad told me to stop with the suicide jokes, so I said I’ll cut it out.

What am I gonna do on the 5th anniversary of the Parkland shooting?

Shoot a load in you just like I shot those kids ;)

Why does Johnny Sins cover his pants, but it doesn't work?

Because the long, hard thing can't chirp down.

Tell it to your parents and friends!

Why did the terrorists crash?

They were doing the job they loved but not getting paid.

Lol.

What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an ugly woman?

The Twin Towers got fucked.