Worst Jokes Ever
I made a website about orphans.
Sadly, it doesn't have a home page.
It's called Costa Coffee because it's short for "Cost A lot for boiled, rancid dishwater."
What school can’t orphans go to?
Home school.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
"No Way Home."
Guy: Do you know how to draw woman's rights?
Girl: No, how?
Guy: All you need is a blank paper and reality.
What's the difference between a baby and a potato? 140 calories.
You telling me Julius Caesar, who has been dead for well over 50 years, made this salad?
Q: Why did the orphan cross the road?
A: To get to the other side to find his parents.
There was no other side of the road.
My dad’s nickname for me is ‘Tiger’.
Now, my wrists look like a tiger.
I bet emos get jealous when their phone dies.
Why do mountains never rest?
Because it’s ever-est.
The other day my wife told me to pass her her lipstick, but I accidently passed her a glue stick... she still isn't talking to me.
Why was the orphan stupid?
Because his parents couldn't guide him.
I work on medicine; my job is to smell it to see if it's bad :)
My grandma walked up on my doorstep and I grabbed my bible... I thought she was a smurf...
Your hairline is like Mr. Clean's... nonexistent!
Yo mama so stupid, she bought a solar powered flashlight.
Why was the Orphan boy gay?
So he can call someone Daddy.
Why can’t Asian people make a white baby?
Because two wongs don’t make a white.
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
Never mind, it's tearable.