Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

I can always tell if someone is lying just by looking at them.

I can also tell if they are standing.

When Elsa said, "Let it go," you took it too seriously and let go of your hairline.

What is the difference between an orphan and a deaf kid?

They can't hear or speak to their parents that never came back.

Friend: Hi!

Me: Who are you?

Friend: ...your friend?

Me: What are you talking about? The doctor already said I couldn’t have any.

My mom always said garlic powder makes everything better, so I sprinkled some on my divorce papers and my wife's broken leg.

Why do Indian guys never have gfs? Because they always pick curry and biryani over girls.

My crush rejected me 2 years ago, and I still have never moved on. I'll be over her when a train is over me.