What is a dirty minded harry potter fans favorite spell before the deed? dickus embigus!
How do you know when your wife is dead?
The sex is the same, but the dishes pile up.
who crashed the plane? 1. Abu Faram?- terrorist 2. The little kid Joseph? 3. The passed out pilot?
OR JAMAL?
sorry but, no one asked.
What do you call a white bucket a Pail
I hate double standards. Burn a body at a crematorium, you're "being a respectful friend." Do it at home and you're "destroying evidence." Anybody relate?
What goes cackle cackle *bonk*?
A witch laughing it's head off.
You're a train you ran fast on these rails but you gain nothing you only gain pain
Everybody asks "Whats up" but nobody asks "Whats down"
Why do more men than women support abortion? So they can keep raping women and the victims will just abort their kids to not have to relive the experience!
What do the orphan call a family picture
A selfy
why can,t orphans make dad jokes because they don't have one.
Why did the transgender man only eat salad? Bcz he was a her before.
what is the difference between a leaf falling from a tree and an emo falling from a tree? the leaf falls to the ground the emo just hangs there
I bought an orphan iphone 8 plus and he said he doesn't want it koz it didn't have a HOME button
me: the light wow brighter than my future
Fortnite battle pass I just shit out my ass The school: you did what?
What is a pirate's favorite rid a cARR
911, what’s your emergency? I asked, and listening to the quiet sobs of a litte kid on the other end of the line.
“I think my daddy want to kill me” the girl said and cried making me freeze on the spot as i recognized my daughter’s voice.
