Worst Jokes Ever
Papyrus: Sans, I have a joke. What do you call someone lazy and incompetent?
Sans: What do you call them?
Papyrus: YOU! NOW GET UP AND CLEAN YOUR ROOM, YOU LAZY BONES!
Yo mama's so fat, when she sat down there was a big earthquake.
What do dentists call their x-rays?
Tooth pics!
Yo mama's so fat that every time she goes on an elevator, it goes down.
Those rape alarms give you a headache, don't they?
I have a huge thought: if Satan punishes people who are bad, doesn't that make him good?
School shooting: Happens.
Foreign Exchange Student: Starts sobbing under desk.
American Student: "First time?"
School Rizz:
You are my exam. I am always thinking about you but never making a move.
Why do orphans commit crimes?
So they can be wanted for once.
Y'all, I'm suspended till Wednesday and can't do much cuz I'm on a tablet, not my computer. Tell autterpop I won't be on till Wednesday or after.
All the people disliking these jokes are definitely orphans.
Why can't Mexicans play Uno? Because they're too busy stealing all the green cards.
What's another name for 9/11?
A forbidden game of Jenga.
Why can’t orphans get married in Alabama?
Because they don’t have a sister.
There’s nothing funny about orphans, right?
Well, I guess that depends on your sense of humor.
You are the reason why child abortion still exists in the world.
Why that Nun didn't like Virgin Mary?
Because she was straight into Jesus.
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?
Hot wheels.
An American and a Russian are talking. The American says, "We in America have the best democracy. We can stand in front of the White House and shout with impunity: \"The American President is a moron!\""
"We can do that too," says the Russian, walking with the American to the Kremlin and shouting: "The American President is a moron!"
What is an orphan's family tree?
A stump.