Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Why can’t you play Uno with Mexicans?

Because they steal all the green cards!

If I had kept all my two cents to myself, I'd have enough money to publish my own newspaper now.

What's the difference between an apple tree and an orphan?

The apples actually get picked.

Once my girlfriend asked me to give her lipstick, and I accidentally gave her the glue stick.

She won't talk to me anymore.

Chris Hemsworth is Australian, and Thor is from space. Does that make him an Australien?