Worst Jokes Ever
I can always tell if someone is lying just by looking at them.
I can also tell if they are standing.
Why do high tides come up so high?
Because they come up to say hi.
When Elsa said, "Let it go," you took it too seriously and let go of your hairline.
What did the parents name their retarded baby? Dimitri
What is the difference between an orphan and a deaf kid?
They can't hear or speak to their parents that never came back.
POV: I made a blind joke.
"That isn't funny. What if Helen Keller saw that?"
Why couldn't the orphan get an Android? Because it didn't have a home button.
Yo mama so old, she was accepted for the museum.
Friend: Hi!
Me: Who are you?
Friend: ...your friend?
Me: What are you talking about? The doctor already said I couldn’t have any.
What do you call someone without a body and a nose? Nobody knows.
What joke could orphan's never understand?
Your Mom jokes.
My mom always said garlic powder makes everything better, so I sprinkled some on my divorce papers and my wife's broken leg.
Why is my pee green? Because, "NEIN, ITCH BIEN FIRST REICH!"
Pornhub suggesting me MILF on Mother's Day...
Teacher: "Do you guys want to get in trouble?"
Kid named Teacher: *
Why can't an orphan ever be a criminal?
Because he isn't wanted.
"Ching chang chong."
The fact that I am high won't stop me from advising you.
Don't plug your phone while charging it; it is very dangerous.
Why do Indian guys never have gfs? Because they always pick curry and biryani over girls.
My crush rejected me 2 years ago, and I still have never moved on. I'll be over her when a train is over me.