The last Words of a depressive Person are:"Yay,Freedom"
Anyone wanna chat? I'm new and dont know many people
Hi! could i join?
When your mom tells you there's a present in the laundry room
The present: Laundry
*gunshot*
Bro just imagine being name brynley couldn't be me
The match: Ur my match The thighs: you light me up
There was a little kid crying in the park today, i askd him where his parents were. Now i realize, man i love my job
Me: How do you say yes in Spanish? You: si Me: Si if these nuts fit in your mouth
its important to wash your sex toys
thats why priests invented baptism
what do you call a rich orphan?
Batman
I was struggling on a math test when a girl in a wheelchair leaned over and said, "Hey, this is the easiest thing I've done all day. " I was triggered, so the next day when we were doing the pledge, I leaned over and said, "This is the easiest thing I've done all day."
Why is 6 afraid of 7? It’s not. Numbers aren’t sentient and are therefore incapable of feeling fear.
My child: "Dad, am I beautiful?"
Me: "You’re like the sun, sweetie. You’re painful to look at."
Jimmy: why did the chicken cross the road? Joe:why? Jimmy: to get to the idiot’s house Jimmy: knock knock Joe:who’s there Jimmy: it’s the chicken
Roses are red, Vilots are blue Shrek is ugly but not uglier than you
Two people wanted pepperoni pizza.....Sadly, they got planes
Your hairline looks like the stairway to hell Bent and far back
What type of people have the world record for most stories read in the shortest amount of time?
Emos, some of them are still in the air.
why do orphans commit crimes? because they want to be wanted
Why does a orphan always get out in baseball
Cause he can't run home
