Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that lives with the royal family?
Rolls Royce.
What's the difference between Chris Brown and Santa?
Santa stops at three hoes.
Sans: "Like, I'm so *flabbergasted*."
Gaster: "πβΌβ ββΌβ β‘βπ π§ββΌββππ§ βΌββββ β βπβ"
After death, what is the only organ in the female body which remains warm?
My penis.
What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
The bands Def Leppard and Blind Melon did a collaboration.
They called the song βHelen Keller.β
Me when:
I like my women like I like my wine. 16 and locked in my in a basement.
Sayori: *dies*
Monika: "You kinda left her hanging... π"
MC: "π¨"
When you're in the middle of a test and you hear gun shots.
What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? One less drunk.
Old members come back, weβre bullying the pussies and idiots off the site.
Almost all of you suck. If you're following me, hah, this isn't a joke, but it gave my profile a 1 thingy heheh. KYS, Wade =D
If an emo doesn't get better by Christmas, Santa's reindeer won't be the only thing jumping off roofs this year.
If I don't get a partner for Christmas this year, mistletoe won't be the only thing hanging from the ceiling.
Why doesn't anyone play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs.
Why do orphans go to church?
Not because they are religious, because they want someone to call father.
I've asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for. So far, no one has given me a straight answer.
Me walking in to the office:
Principal: Tell me what you did?
Me: I told the special ed kid that the 4th story window was an end portal...
Your hairline design was used as the Batman logo!