Worst Jokes Ever
I was looking forward to my date with this paraplegic girl, but she stood me up.
I don't joke about paraplegics; they wouldn't be able to stand up for themselves.
I think someone left trash at the doorstep. Oh, wait, it's your parents dropping you off at the kid's store.
You're more depressing than your own abortion video.
Are those tears real or are they like you? Fake.
What do Jews and Black people have in common?
Living off welfare checks.
If a girl is vegan and she's dating a transgender person, does that mean she's eating fake meat too?
Why do Jews suck at mugging?
Because all they ask for is the spare change in your pockets.
I was diagnosed with a terminal disease. The doctor says my days are numbered.
Now I'm terrified of airports.
Yo mama's so—oh wait, you don't have one.
How are Jews and potatoes different?
A potato keeps its skin.
Danny just bought a new game from Steam for a penny.
About one hour later, Danny asks his mother: "Mom, I am not able to start the game."
Mom asked, "Why?"
Danny answers: "It says 'Press any key' on the screen, but I can't find an 'Any' button on my keyboard."
Q. Who do you call when a baby with anencephaly is born? A. The funeral home.
Q. What do you call a baby with anencephaly? A. Anything you want, it's not like it's gonna answer you.
Putin is the only person whose country is bigger than his mind.
All the children ate at the Indian restaurant, except for Simon, because he was eaten by the restaurant owner.
What came first: the chicken or the egg?
Doesn't matter, in the future, they'll come together.
The only thing worse for a man than the end of the world is a testicular clinic.
What do gay Minecraft players do?
Stare at their big blocks.
How many Joe Biden jokes are there?
None, because they're all true.