Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Holy cow!

A pair of cows were talking in the field. One says, “Have you heard about the mad cow disease that’s going around?”

“Yeah,” the other cow says. “Makes me glad I’m a penguin.”

My girlfriend broke up with me, so I stole her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?

If your uncle Jack needed help getting off of a horse, would you help your uncle Jack off a horse?

My sis told me that onions are the only food that can make you cry...

So I threw a coconut at her.

Knock knock... Who's there? Surprise! Surprise who? Surprise, mother fucker!

What did the green grape say to the purple one?

"Calm down and take a breath."

I had to write an essay about Africa, and I failed because I plagiarized the Hunger Games script.

Why were the Twin Towers so good at football? They were the best wide receiver of their time!

I asked a kid at my work where his parents were. He started crying. Man, I don't know what I did. I'll ask another kid at the orphanage.