Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

What is the similarity of a bomb and a baby?

When you drop them both, everyone screams.

Friends: "You wanna hang with us?"

Me: "No, I wanna hang myself."

You learn from the best.

Sex is basically math. You add the bed. Subtract the clothes. Divide the legs to multiply inside.

Who is the definition of a natural-born cocksucker?

A bisexual male, a homosexual male, a bisexual female, or a heterosexual female?

A physically disabled heterosexual male.

What animal can jump the highest?

Emo kids because once they go up they never come back.

What is the difference between the Leaning Tower of Pisa and the Twin Towers? The Tower of Pisa is more flexible.

What’s the difference between an emo and a pack of Oreos? The emo’s barcode gets longer every day.

My four conditions:

1. I need coffee.

2. I need vacation.

3. I need food.

4. I need tape, axe, saw, bag, shovel, and an alibi.

What do you call a physically disabled man who is sitting on the toilet inside the handicapped stall inside the men's restroom?

Sex worker.