Worst Jokes Ever
What is an orphan's least favorite store?
Family Dollar, they just can’t seem to find one.
I had a great day today because Allison was frustrated at her calculator and started banging it on the side of the table, and the teacher screamed, "Allison, how would you like it if I banged you on the table?"
What do you get when you cross Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
Predator 2.
Nothing bad ever happens to the Kennedys! Except that one headshot, but we don’t talk about that.
What can jump higher than a basketball player?
An emo kid, they never touch the ground.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that lives with the royal family?
Rolls Royce.
What's the difference between Chris Brown and Santa?
Santa stops at three hoes.
Sans: "Like, I'm so *flabbergasted*."
Gaster: "👌☼⚐ ✌☼☜ ✡⚐🕆 💧☜☼✋⚐🕆💧 ☼✋☝☟❄ ☠⚐🕈✍"
After death, what is the only organ in the female body which remains warm?
My penis.
What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
The bands Def Leppard and Blind Melon did a collaboration.
They called the song “Helen Keller.”
Me when:
I like my women like I like my wine. 16 and locked in my in a basement.
Sayori: *dies*
Monika: "You kinda left her hanging... 😊"
MC: "😨"
When you're in the middle of a test and you hear gun shots.
What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? One less drunk.
Old members come back, we’re bullying the pussies and idiots off the site.
Almost all of you suck. If you're following me, hah, this isn't a joke, but it gave my profile a 1 thingy heheh. KYS, Wade =D
If an emo doesn't get better by Christmas, Santa's reindeer won't be the only thing jumping off roofs this year.
If I don't get a partner for Christmas this year, mistletoe won't be the only thing hanging from the ceiling.