Worst Jokes Ever

I bought my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday.

He said it was the most violent book he’s ever read.

Okay, so turns out the toasters are not waterproof...

We stopped by the reception desk, but the receptionist informed us, "I am wan kin the manager." So we just left in disgust!

How much do 2000 pounds of Chinese noodles weigh? Won Ton.

What do you call a Chinese man in the summer heat? Boi Ling.

I couldn't imagine being Abe Lincoln, that would be mind-blowing!

I don’t get why Katniss was bitching so much in ‘The Hunger Games’ books. Ethiopia has been competing for years and I don’t hear any of them complaining.

Been learning Chinese...

69 is too-can-chew.

Want to save 50% on your Chinese?

Just ask before you pay.

What does a Chinese guy say to his lover? “You’re the ying to my yang!”

We got Spider-Man Homecoming, Spider-Man Far from Home, then Spider-Man No Way Home, considering society’s current state and how shitty 2023 is, the next movie is probably gonna be Spider-Man Homosexual.

Hi, I'm new.

Bomb.

Dear disabled people, Just go into the settings and enable it.

Ironic that this page is dead.

I turned the light on, and my dad said turn it off, so I unplugged his life support.

Crying babies are like parties. No matter how many times you try to end it, it keeps going.

What is an orphan's least favorite store?

Family Dollar, they just can’t seem to find one.

I had a great day today because Allison was frustrated at her calculator and started banging it on the side of the table, and the teacher screamed, "Allison, how would you like it if I banged you on the table?"

What do you get when you cross Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?

Predator 2.