My child: "Dad, am I beautiful?"
Me: "You’re like the sun, sweetie. You’re painful to look at."
Comments (14)
Anonymous
SHEEESH DANG BRUH
mailman who came back with the milk
Hi sun, I'm dad!
Anonymous
lol
Anonymous
Damm people
Shade
I would say this to my son
Jake's boyfriend
dayum
yay racism
my dad said that to me
Anonymous
niger
Black Man
Hey thats me
Anonymous
i know monkey
Black Man
ok cracker
Anonymous
screw you
Anonymous
wow
Slender
Damn