My child: "Dad, am I beautiful?"
Me: "You’re like the sun, sweetie. You’re painful to look at."
Comments (8)
Anonymous
SHEEESH DANG BRUH
mailman who came back with the milk
Hi sun, I'm dad!
Anonymous
lol
Anonymous
Damm people
Shade
I would say this to my son
Jake's boyfriend
dayum
Josh is a racist
my dad said that to me
Slender
Damn