Zillion jokes

Thanks for explaining the word "many" to me. It means a lot.

An American woman married a British man. On their honeymoon, the British husband said, "You look like a million pounds!" The wife divorced him.

How do women make you a millionaire?

When you're a billionaire.

I won the lottery for a million dollars today, so I decided to donate a quarter of it to charity.

I now have $999,999.75.

Ariana Grande had 7 husbands, so she had 7 rings.