Zero jokes
Why did the glacier send the iceberg to college?
Because, in order for ice to exist, it must retain a temperature of less than... ZERO DEGREES at the atomic level!
I have been reading this book about zero gravity. I can’t seem to put it down.
What did 0 say to 8?
"Hey, nice belt!"
My wife wanted a present that could go from zero to 80 very quickly.
So I got her a new set of bathroom scales.
There are 5 cats on a boat, and 1 jumps off. How many are left?
Zero, they were copycats.