Zebra Crossing jokes

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I like zebras.

You're a fat poop poop!

What is a difference between a tree, a tree house, that has to be the difference between a tree 🌲 from the tree house that has a difference in a tree tree house that is yuyi?

I love playing zebra crossing, but I always get run over.

What did the traffic light 🚦 say to the car 🚗? Don’t look, I’m about to change!

What school did we say it was today? What did the snow say? "I love!"

I did have a good night's sleep and a good day today, and tomorrow I have [planned] for a good night's sleep, and sleep with my...

What time is it when you get home? Can you walk me home, and then get home? Then I can walk you home, and walk home.

Why did the zebra cross the road?

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Why did the zebra cross the road?

Because he wanted to go to the Shell station.

A man is standing on the side of the road, waiting to cross, when another man stands alongside him. The first man says, "I have been waiting to cross here for ages. It's impossible to cross."

The second man says, "There is a zebra crossing up the road." He said, "I hope he is having better luck than I am!"

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Why did the Down syndrome person cross the road? Because there was a zebra crossing!