Newest Yup Jokes - Worst Jokes Ever

When you're 10 dangs, 20 yups, 6
wows, and 8 man that's crazy's,
and they still won't stop talking
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@yup.that.exists
THE BABIRUSA IS A WILD PIG WHOSE TUSKS
CAN GROW SO LONG THEY CURVE BACKWARDS
ULTIMATELY IMPALING THEIR SKULLS AND
ACCIDENTALLY KILLING THEM UNLIKE JEFFREY
EPSTEIN WHO WAS KILLED ON PURPOSE

I love this comic run so much

NEIGH
DID YOU
19TH CENTURY
JUST SEE GHOST RIDER?
THAT?
YUP.
OH MAN, DO
YOU THINK HE'S
SHOWING UP TO
FIGHT IN THE
WRONG CIVIL
WAR?
LET'S HOPE HE
FIGHTS FOR THE NORTH,
OTHERWISE HE'S NOT GONNA
LIKE TAKING ORDERS FROM
A BLACK CAPTAIN AMERICA.
% +8%¹
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Also me on the car ride home:

Male Patient: So I just pull my pants down and bend over for my prostate exam

Doctor: Yup

Male: Ok I'm ready....hey doc that doesn't feel like a finger

Doctor: He he yeah...im not a doctor

Yup, I'm in america.

A guy was doing bad things and died and went to hell.Demon: why you sad

Guy: I’m in hell can’t u see

Demon: will we have fun here at hell

Guy: really nice

Demon: we do sleeping in on Mondays

GuY:OoOoOo

Demon: Tuesdays we swim in out lava or dive in fire if u die you’re already dead ☠️

Guy: ok dose that meean I’m a ghost

Demon: no ur not a ghost

Demon:Wednesdays we do a dance party and smoke and drink 🍺

Guy: ooooooo i can’t wait 😜

Demon: Thursdays we drink all day until we throw up and die and ur already dead remember that

Guy: ok but I am dead and if I die again I was already dead right?

Demon: yup.

Demon: I have a question are you gay and do you like kissing fire girls and if u die u are already dead

Guy: Ummm I am not gay and I don’t like kissing fire girls 😱😱😱

Demon:then u won’t like Friday or Saturday or Sunday heheh.

Guy: I’m dead for real in the hell🪦🏴‍☠️☠️☠️💀

Hell helll helll R.I.P hell is gone for now

I walk into a bar. There was a line of people waiting to punch me. Yup. That was the punch line.

Vegan teacher the musical Miss Kadie - oh no you poor dead animal Mr. Beast- 🎶 your a dumb Communist Miss Kadie🎶 Chandler-🎵 yup your one high fluting son of a gun🎵 Mr. Beast- 🎵 I just gobbled up a quadruple patty from my restaurant🎵 Miss Kadie - 🎵 don’t hurt animals kids, do you want to be a vegans R us kid🎵 kids- 🎵 we’ve had enough of your problems miss Kadie your such a commie Miss Kadie - 🎵 I just want to die because I’m so sad - Miss Kadie jumps off Mr. Beast Burger and comits sucide

Knock knock who’s there Banna banna who? Knock knock whos there banna.banna who knock knock WHOS THERE banna banna who knock knock who’s there banna who orange you glad I didn’t say banna yup🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂