Youtube Jokes

Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to help check her balance. So I pushed her over.

Credit To: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCTdZUCSiqNBBWzF398ab09Q

Have a sink in your house? Eat it. Have a mouse in your house? Kill it. Have a child in your house? M I C R O W A V E I T .

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just kidding now watch this video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5tjtUFL0j4

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What do you say to Stephen Hawking When he dies?

Rust in pieces!

Once there was a brother and a sister that shares to make a YouTube channel he named it penis dick marathon

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Worst punishment of all

QUOTE OF THE DAY
REMEMBER WHEN WE
CRIED AS KIDS AND OUR
PARENTS SAID I'LL GIVE YOU
SOMETHING TO CRY ABOUT"?
- WE THOUGHT THEY WERE GOING
TO SMACK US, BUT INSTEAD
THEY DESTROYED THE
HOUSING MARKET,
QUADRUPLED COLLEGE TUITION
FEES, MELTED THE ICE CAPS
AND VOTED BREXIT."
ANON.
1
youtube.com/@bossdt95
At The Coffee Shop When You Get Hit
By This Unexpected Quote Of The Day

why did sally drop her ice cream come? because she got hit bye a bus. subscribe to my youtube channel to find more jokes like this one.search Irs Calvin and the pic of the kid ,,,thats me

Shrimp posture

Me: why is my back always hurting?
Me all day:
youtube.com/toddpoorel

A kid tell me he was gonna f$&k my mom on Fortnite! So I toldhim I was gonna double pump his mom untill she was wet like moisty meyers

like if your not A GAY

dislike if your furry

repost if you HATE blacks

omment for VBUCKS

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=puu_HRa35iU

Pewdiepie: I am the best youtuber ever!

T series: go away you f!*%$£

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Anonymous
01/22/20(Wed)02:16:13 No.819003901
I just got released from prison. Four years. I robbed a
fucking bank but plead down to aggravated assault.
Money's gone. Fucking dye packs. Oh well, could
have been 20 so no complaints.
Now what do? Drive a truck?
>>819004027 # >>819004077 # >>819004321 # >>819014798 #
: Anonymous
>>819003901 #
Here's what you do
>start youtube channel
>your very first video is going to be you sitting in front
of a high quality camera looking presentable
>half the screen is going to show a videogame
>title of the youtube video: "REAL Bank Robber
Critiques GTA5 Bank Heist Mission"
01/22/20(Wed)02:26:13 No.819004321
>you're gonna commentate over the gta5 intro and
say shit like "yeah thats pretty realistic they'd have
alarms like that"
>pause the cutscene every now and then and say
some shit like "back when i hit the bank, the cops
were on us much quicker than this, so im not sure
this is entirely accurate"
>your next videos are going to be you critiquing
similar scenes from other games or movies
>then your videos are going to be QandA about
prison life
>before you know it you're at 350k subs and growing
and all you do is talk into a camera about prison
>enjoy making more money than all of us

Playing FNaF for
the lore
Watching theories on
youtube about the
FNaF lore
Trying to solve
the FNaF lore
Waiting for the FNaF
lore to solve itself
Kidnapping Scott
Cawthon and make him
reveal the FNaF lore

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is this a lot?

Why can’t Germans call a taxi *does taxi calling motion* https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=&ved=2ahUKEwj6iIbtq9L8AhXyk4kEHTyDBS4QwqsBegQICBAB&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DcJz6Oqm4UoY&usg=AOvVaw0mbwQc0TCp6COJ4FJHCIQp it’s not a Rick roll

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Too good to be true.

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today i explain what things are fake. serial killers, clowns, billy, fairies, your life,God,Jesus,your mom, and all your crappy fan-fictions about being saved from your even crappier life.

I'm also gonna explain real stuff, youtube,your dad,scientists,teachers,God,Jesus, and Billy.

stuff on both is real and fake depending on who you are. Your life IS fake.Alot of idiots will read this.