Yo moma jokes

Your momma is so old, when she went to the antique store, they wouldn't let her leave.

Your mom is so stupid that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.

Yo mama so fat and emo, we call her the rock and roll.

Yo momma so fat, she made up of a lot of atoms.

Yo mama so fat, even Bob the Builder said, "We can't fix that!"

Yo mama so fat that she broke your computer!

lol

yo mama so fat she went swimming with the whales and sang "weeeeeee areeeee fammmilllyyyyy!!!!!!!"