Your moma is so old when she went to the atieque store they wouldn't let her leave
Your is so stupid that she brought a spoon to the super bowl
yo moma so rich
her blood type is 24 karat GOLD!
Yo moma so fat that when she bought food she ran out of money
yo moma so stupid that she thought dunkin donuts was a basketball team
yo moma so fat she eat 60 big macs wall singing badaaha
Yo moma so hairy that bigfoot dated her.
Yo moma so ugly it made the world stop spinning
yo moma so fat that when she sits she makes an 7.4 earthquake.
Yo moma so fat i took a picture of her 1 year ago and its still printing
Yo moma so dumb when the weather said it's chilli outside, She inside a goal small and a bowl
Yo moma so stupid, that she sat on the tv and watched the couch We are in a matrix, wake up
