Yo moma

Yo Moma Jokes

Momma

Your momma is so old, when she went to the antique store, they wouldn't let her leave.

Mom

Your mom is so stupid that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.

Mama

Yo mama so dumb when the weather said "it's chili outside," she went inside a goal, small and a bowl.

Mama

Yo mama so stupid that she sat on the TV and watched the couch.

We are in a matrix, wake up.