Yo moma jokes

Yo mama so rich,

her blood type is 24 karat GOLD!

Your momma is so old, when she went to the antique store, they wouldn't let her leave.

Your mom is so stupid that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.

Yo momma so stupid that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.

Yo mama so fat that when she bought food, she ran out of money.

Yo mama so hairy that bigfoot dated her.

Yo mama so ugly, it made the world stop spinning.

Yo mama so fat, she eat 60 Big Macs while singing "Badaaha."

Yo mama so fat that when she sits, she makes a 7.4 earthquake.

Yo momma so fat, I took a picture of her 1 year ago, and it's still printing.

Yo mama so dumb when the weather said "it's chili outside," she went inside a goal, small and a bowl.

Yo mama so stupid that she sat on the TV and watched the couch.

We are in a matrix, wake up.

Yo mama so fat, when she bought a fur coat a whole species went extinct.

Yo mama's so fat that she doesn't need the internet because she is already worldwide.

Yo mama so fat, even Bob the Builder said, "We can't fix that!"

Yo mama so fat that when I banged her in the jacuzzi, there was a level 8 tsunami.

yo mama so fat she went swimming with the whales and sang "weeeeeee areeeee fammmilllyyyyy!!!!!!!"