Yo moma jokes

Yo mama so rich,

her blood type is 24 karat GOLD!

Yo mama so fat that when she sits, she makes a 7.4 earthquake.

Yo mama so fat that when she bought food, she ran out of money.

Yo momma so stupid that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.

Yo mama so fat, she eat 60 Big Macs while singing "Badaaha."

Your momma is so old, when she went to the antique store, they wouldn't let her leave.

Your mom is so stupid that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.

Yo mama so stupid that she sat on the TV and watched the couch.

We are in a matrix, wake up.

Yo mama so hairy that bigfoot dated her.

Yo mama so ugly, it made the world stop spinning.

Yo momma so fat, I took a picture of her 1 year ago, and it's still printing.

Yo mama so dumb when the weather said "it's chili outside," she went inside a goal, small and a bowl.