Yo Mama so fat jokes

Yo mama so fat when she went to the movie theater, she sits next to everyone.

Yo mama's so fat, when she sat down there was a big earthquake.

Yo mama's so fat that every time she goes on an elevator, it goes down.

Yo mama so fat that when she landed on the moon, instead of saying "One small step for man kind," she said, "One small step for world domination!"

Yo mama's so dumb, she waited until the stop sign turned blue.

Yo mama's so fat, when she got pregnant, she fell to the earth's core.

Yo mama so fat, she could fly a hot air balloon by letting out her gas.

Yo mama is so fat when she stepped on the scale, it said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"

Yo mama so fat, her cereal bowl has a lifeguard.

Yo mama's so fat, when she walked by the TV when I was watching a show, I waited, and when she finally passed by, Netflix said suggestions: Hulu, and Peacock.

Yo mama so fat, she don't need the internet because she is already worldwide.

Yo mama so fat, she had to have 5 doorways to get anywhere!

Yo mama is so fat that when she fell over, she created the Grand Canyon.

Yo mama so fat, flat earthers say she's round.

Yo mama's so fat, people think she only has one side!

Yo mama so fat that if she didn't eat for a day, there would be enough food to feed Africans for 500 years.

Yo mama so fat, she costs 15 elixir, and 3 inferno towers can't kill her!

Yo mama's so fat, when Thanos snapped, she only lost a few kg.

Yo mama so fat that when she sits, she makes a 7.4 earthquake.

Holy shit there's so many yo mama jokes. Here's mine: Yo mama so skinny she used a cheerio as a hula hoop.

Yo mama so fat that she made a plane unstable and crashed it into the Twin Towers.

Yo mama so old that she has Jesus's autograph.

Yo mama so ugly that not even makeup can save her.

Yo mama so dumb that she thought Rocket League was a competition between kids in wheelchairs.

Yo mama so fat, she thought "RAW MEN" was "RAMEN."