yo mama so fat she got married by 20 men but they think there's only one side of her ;v; I tried making one of my own
yo mama so fat and old she's the meteor that wiped out the dinosaurs
yo mama so fat when god said let there be light he just asked her to move
Yo mama so fat when the doctor saw her weight on the scale he said "I asked for your weight not your phone number"
yo mama so fat, when she passed by the tv I missed a whole season of SpongeBob
Yo mama so fat she eats with three utensils a knife spoon and a forklift
Yo mama so fat when she talks to herself itβs a long-distance call
Yo mama so fat she sat on my dick and broke it
yo mama so fat when she falls 999 have to call a crane to pick her up
Yo mama so fat she found the barrier to outer space
Yo mama so fat her belly enters the room 10 minutes before she does
yo mama so fat she fell over Nobody laughed but the ground cracked up
Yo mama so fat when she got on the scale it said, βI need your weight not your phone number.β
YO mama so fat she has her own gravity
But she so ugly people are repelled by her
Yo mama so fat that sheβs social distancing from herself
Yo mama so fat she went to the moon without leaving earth
Yo mama so fat when she had an interview for nasa they said we dont hire planets
yo mama so fat when she jumped in the ocean the whales said we are family even though your fatter than me
yo mama so fat everytime she measures her carbon footprint the website breaks.
yo mama so fat when she jumps NASA says a meteor hits earth
