Yo Mama so fat jokes
Yo mama so fat, when she went sky diving everyone screamed "METEOR!!!"
Yo mama so fat, the last time she 90210 was on a scale.
Yo mama so fat when she went on a plane, somebody yelled "A solar eclipse!"
Yo mama so fat, when she goes to get grapes off a bush, the bush says, "Bitch, I never thought they can grow that big!"
Yo mama so fat even Nationwide can't be on her side.
Yo mama so fat, when she went swimming, they found water on Mars!
Yo mama so fat that the sun is her moon.
Yo mama so fat when she jumped in the water, the whales started singing "We are a family, even though you fatter than me."
Yo mama's so fat, when she sits on a dollar, four quarters pop out.
Yo mama's so fat, I run around her for exercise.
Yo mama so fat, she orbits the sun!
Yo mama so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it's still printing to this day!
Yo mama so fat, she's bigger than the universe itself!
Yo mama so fat, when she landed on the earth, the earth cracked like eggs. LOL.
Yo mama so fat!
She sunk the Titanic. She put on a blue coat and they thought she was an iceberg!
Yo mama so fat, she the ice burg.
Yo mama so fat that if we cut her open, we could stop world hunger.
Yo mama so fat, she can't pick up a dumbbell... the dumbbell pick her up.
Yo mama so fat, she is one of the boulders in Indiana Jones.
Yo mama so fat, when she walked in the room, we missed three seasons of our show!