Yo Mama so fat jokes
Yo mama so fat that when the cashier at KFC asked her what size bucket she wants, she said "the one on the roof."
Yo mama so fat, I saw her eat with 3 utensils: A spoon, a knife, and a FORKLIFT.
Yo mama so fat when she laid on a water bed, she laid on the whole Pacific Ocean.
Yo mama so fat, when she put on a yellow raincoat people see her and yell "Hey yo, taxi!"
Yo mama so fat that she broke your computer!
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Yo Mama so fat that when she took a photo of herself to get it printed out, it took 15 years to finish!
Yo mama so fat, she broke the stairs to heaven.
Yo Mama so fat, she has a Twinkie inside of a Twinkie inside of her fat ass motherfucking belly button!
Yo mama so fat that when she went to KFC, she asked for the bucket on the roof.
Yo mama so fat, she stand on the scale and the scale says: "I want your weight, not your phone number!"
Yo mama so fat, Trump used her like a wall.
Yo mama so fat even God could not lift her spirits.
Yo mama so fat, COW!
Yo mama so fat, cow!
Yo mama so fat, NASA used her stomach to jump to Uranus in seconds.
Yo mama is so fat, she got mixed up with Godzilla!
Yo mama so fat that when Thanos tried to snap her out of the world, he couldn't do it, so instead, he clapped her out of the world.
Yo mama so fat, she sunk the Titanic.
Yo mama so fat, her swimming is Sea World.
Yo mama so fat that when she attempted suicide, she bounced to Area 51.