Yo mama so fat, she broke the stairs to heaven.
Yo Mama so fat, she has a Twinkie inside of a Twinkie inside of her fat ass motherfucking belly button!
Yo mama so fat that when she went to KFC, she asked for the bucket on the roof.
Yo mama so fat, she stand on the scale and the scale says: "I want your weight, not your phone number!"
Yo mama so fat, Trump used her like a wall.
Yo mama so fat even God could not lift her spirits.
Yo mama so fat, COW!
yo mama so fat. COW
Yo mama so fat, NASA used her stomach to jump to Uranus in seconds.
Yo mama so fat, she got mixed up with Godzilla
Yo mama so fat that when Thanos tried to snap her out of the world, he couldn't do it so instead he clapped her out of the world.
Yo mama so fat she sunk the titanic
Yo mama so fat, her swimming is Sea World.
Yo mama so fat that when she attempted suicide, she bounced to Area 51.
Yo mama so fat Thanos had to clap.
Yo mama so fat that when she crossed the road, people mistook her for a roundabout.
Yo mama so fat that when she sat on the couch, the couch got destroyed.
yo mama so fat she went swimming with the whales and sang "weeeeeee areeeee fammmilllyyyyy!!!!!!!"
Yo mama so fat, she fell in love with a skinny dude and tried to hug him but crushed him.
yo mama so fat it took nationwide three years to get on her good side
