Yo mama so fat that when she steps into an elevator, she has to go down
yo mama so fat ur dad could never get away
Yo mama so fat she could fly a hot air balloon by letting out her gas
yo mama so fat when she stepped on the scale It said I need your weight not your Phone number
Yo mama so fat, she don't need the internet because she is already worldwide.
Yo mama so fat she had to have 5 doorways to get anywhere
Yo mama so fat that when she fell over she created the Grand Canyon
Yo mama so fat flat earthers say shes round
yo mama so fat that if she didn't eat for a day there would be enough food to feed africans for 500 years
Yo Mama so Fat, she costs 15 elixir and 3 inferno towers can't kill her
Holy shit there's so many yo mama jokes. Here's mine: Yo mama so skinny she used a cheerio as a hula hoop.
Yo mama so fat that she made a plane unstable and crashed it into the Twin Towers.
Yo mama so old that she has Jesus's autograph.
Yo mama so ugly that not even makeup can save her.
Yo mama so dumb that she thought Rocket League was a competition between kids in wheelchairs.
Yo mama so fat she thought RAW MEN was RAMEN
Yo mama so fat bill gates went broke trying to buy her dinner
YO MAMA SO FAT AND OLD SHE IS THE REASON THE GREATDEPRESSION HAPPENED
yo mama so fat survivors of the titanic said a fat girl on the bow was so heavy, the ship started to sink. but when she reached the stern, the ship split.
Yo mama so fat, that when she took a selfie, she needed 2 phones
Yo mama so fat when she jumped, I didnโt laugh but the floor cracked up
yo mama so fat her yearbook picture was a double page spread
yo mama so fat she have to use pillow cases for socks
ME: Yo mama so fat her alphabet starts with O MY FRIEND: whatโs that supposed to mean ME: O B C D
