Yo mama so fat that when she went into a crowd wearing a blue shirt, everyone yelled, "Tsunami!"
Yo mama so fat,
Donald Trump himself tried to use her as his border wall in 2016.
Yo mama so fat when she went to the bed the house shook
Yo mama so fat that when she sits on the beach, she sinks!
Yo mama is so fat when she goes to the dentist, they make her lay face down.
yo mama so fat she starts the alphabet with the letter O... OBCD
Yo mama so fat that the US (Mexico) and North Korea (South Korea) got into a war fighting over who gets to use her as their border wall.
Yo mama so fat that when she steps into an elevator, she has to go down
Yo mama is so fat your dad could never get away.
Yo mama so fat when she went to the movie theater, she sits next to everyone.
Yo mama so fat that when she landed on the moon, instead of saying "One small step for man kind," she said, "One small step for world domination!"
Yo mama so fat, she could fly a hot air balloon by letting out her gas.
Yo mama is so fat when she stepped on the scale, it said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"
Yo mama so fat, her cereal bowl has a lifeguard.
Yo mama so fat, she don't need the internet because she is already worldwide.
Yo mama so fat, she had to have 5 doorways to get anywhere!
Yo mama is so fat that when she fell over, she created the Grand Canyon.
Yo mama so fat, flat earthers say she's round.
Yo mama so fat that if she didn't eat for a day, there would be enough food to feed Africans for 500 years.
Yo mama so fat, she costs 15 elixir, and 3 inferno towers can't kill her!
