Yo Mama so fat jokes

"Yo mama so fat when she got buried it took them all the trees on Earth for her coffin."

Yo mama so fat, she likes long, romantic walks to the refrigerator.

Yo mama so fat, when she decides to workout, the stock market goes bankrupt.

Yo mama so fat she is the Google JavaScript loading.

Yo mama so fat she made KFC go bankrupt.

Yo mama's so fat that the earth used to be flat before they buried her.

Yo mama's so fat, it took me two buses and a train to get to her good side.

Yo mama so fat that when she went to the fatty competition, they said no because they didn't want professionals.

(Just a joke, she's probably kind.)

Yo mama so fat, Zeus used her as a bowling ball.

Your mom is so fat Thanos had to snap twice.

Yo mama so fat when someone asked her to touch her chin, she asked, "Which one?"

Yo mama so fat, she stepped on earth and the earth cracked.

Yo mama so fat, when they buried her, they named her Everest. Mount Everest.

Yo mama so fat, when she made a joke, only one person laughed at it: the pavement. It was absolutely cracking up!

Yo mama so fat if she turned into food, she could solve world hunger.

Yo mama so fat that when she went into a crowd wearing a blue shirt, everyone yelled, "Tsunami!"

Yo mama so fat,

Donald Trump himself tried to use her as his border wall in 2016.

Yo mama so fat, when she went to bed, the house shook.

Yo mama is so fat, she gave a memory foam mattress Alzheimer's.

Yo mama so fat that when she sits on the beach, she sinks!