Yo Mama so fat jokes

Yo mama's so fat that the earth used to be flat before they buried her.

Yo mama's so fat, it took me two buses and a train to get to her good side.

Yo mama so fat that when she went to the fatty competition, they said no because they didn't want professionals.

(Just a joke, she's probably kind.)

Yo mama so fat, Zeus used her as a bowling ball.

Yo mama so fat when someone asked her to touch her chin, she asked, "Which one?"

Yo mama so fat, she stepped on earth and the earth cracked.

Yo mama so fat, when they buried her, they named her Everest. Mount Everest.

Yo mama so fat, when she made a joke, only one person laughed at it: the pavement. It was absolutely cracking up!

Yo mama so fat if she turned into food, she could solve world hunger.

Yo mama so fat that when she went into a crowd wearing a blue shirt, everyone yelled, "Tsunami!"

Yo mama so fat,

Donald Trump himself tried to use her as his border wall in 2016.

Yo mama so fat, when she went to bed, the house shook.

Yo mama so fat that when she sits on the beach, she sinks!

Yo mama is so fat when she goes to the dentist, they make her lay face down.

Yo mama so fat she starts the alphabet with the letter O... OBCD.

Yo mama so fat that the US (Mexico) and North Korea (South Korea) got into a war fighting over who gets to use her as their border wall.

Yo mama so fat that when she steps into an elevator, she has to go down.

Yo mama is so fat your dad could never get away.

Yo mama so fat when she went to the movie theater, she sits next to everyone.

Yo mama's so fat, when she sat down there was a big earthquake.