Yo mama so fat,
Donald Trump himself tried to use her as his border wall in 2016.
Yo mama so fat that when she steps into an elevator, she has to go down
yo mama so fat when she stepped on the scale It said I need your weight not your Phone number
Yo mama is so fat that when she fell over, she created the Grand Canyon.
Yo mama so fat, flat earthers say she's round.
Yo mama so fat, she costs 15 elixir, and 3 inferno towers can't kill her!
Holy shit there's so many yo mama jokes. Here's mine: Yo mama so skinny she used a cheerio as a hula hoop.
Yo mama so fat that she made a plane unstable and crashed it into the Twin Towers.
Yo mama so old that she has Jesus's autograph.
Yo mama so ugly that not even makeup can save her.
Yo mama so dumb that she thought Rocket League was a competition between kids in wheelchairs.