Yo Mama So Fat Jokes

Yo mama so fat when the doctor saw her weight on the scale he said, "I asked for your weight, not your phone number!"

Yo mama so fat, when she passed by the TV, I missed a whole season of SpongeBob.

Yo mama so fat, she eats with three utensils: a knife, spoon, and a forklift.

Yo mama so fat, when she talks to herself, it’s a long-distance call.

Yo mama so fat, she sat on my dick and broke it.

Yo mama so fat, when she falls, they have to call 999 and a crane to pick her up.

Yo mama so fat, she found the barrier to outer space!

Yo mama so fat, her belly enters the room 10 minutes before she does.

Yo mama so fat, she fell over. Nobody laughed, but the ground cracked up.

Yo mama so fat, her cheeks are in different time zones.

Yo mama so fat, she went outside and became the sun.

Yo mama so fat, when she got on the scale it said, “I need your weight, not your phone number.”

Yo mama so fat she has her own gravity.

But she so ugly people are repelled by her.

Yo mama so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed three episodes.

Yo mama so fat that she's social distancing from herself.

Yo mama so fat, she went to the moon without leaving Earth.

Yo mama so fat, when she had an interview for NASA, they said, "We don't hire planets."

"Yo mama so fat, she thought Saturn was deez nuts."

Yo mama so fat, when she jumped in the ocean, the whales said, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me!"

Yo mama so fat, when she was telling me her weight, I thought she was telling me her number.