Yo Mama so fat jokes

Yo mama so fat that when she bought food, she ran out of money.

Yo mama so fat, when I swerved to miss her, I ran out of gas.

Yo mama's so fat, when she wants to take a bath, they need to make more H2O.

Yo mama so fat, Bill Gates went broke trying to buy her dinner.

Yo mama so fat and old, she is the reason the Great Depression happened.

Yo mama so fat, Dora can't explore her.

Yo mama so fat, survivors of the Titanic said a fat girl on the bow was so heavy, the ship started to sink, but when she reached the stern, the ship split.

Yo mama so fat that when she took a selfie, she needed two phones.

Yo mama so fat, when she jumped, I didn’t laugh, but the floor cracked up.

Yo mama so fat her yearbook picture was a double-page spread.

Yo mama so fat, she has to use pillowcases for socks.

Yo mama so fat, she was mistaken for Eric Cartman from South Park.

Yo mama so fat, she eat 60 Big Macs while singing "Badaaha."

Me: Yo mama so fat her alphabet starts with O.

My friend: What's that supposed to mean?

Me: O B C D.

Yo mama so fat she got married by 20 men, but they think there's only one side of her! I tried making one of my own.

Yo mama so fat, she doesn't count as 1 person bro, she counts as 40 people.

Yo mama so fat and old, she's the meteor that wiped out the dinosaurs!

Yo mama so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," he just asked her to move.

Yo mama so fat when the doctor saw her weight on the scale he said, "I asked for your weight, not your phone number!"

Yo mama so fat, when she passed by the TV, I missed a whole season of SpongeBob.