Yo Mama so fat jokes
Yo mama so fat it took her 3 seconds to cross the Great Wall of China.
Yo mama so fat, she said the N-word!
Yo mama so fat, they had to give her a license plate.
Yo mama so fat, when she takes an elevator, it ALWAYS goes down!
Yo mama so fat, she died!
Yo mama so fat that when the cashier at KFC asked her what size bucket she wants, she said "the one on the roof."
Yo mama so fat, I saw her eat with 3 utensils: A spoon, a knife, and a FORKLIFT.
Yo mama's so fat, she woke up on both sides of the bed.
Yo mama so fat when she laid on a water bed, she laid on the whole Pacific Ocean.
Yo mama so fat, when she put on a yellow raincoat people see her and yell "Hey yo, taxi!"
Yo mama's so fat, a man has to bring climbing equipment to kiss her on the cheek.
Yo mama so fat that she broke your computer!
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Yo Mama so fat that when she took a photo of herself to get it printed out, it took 15 years to finish!
Yo mama so fat, she broke the stairs to heaven.
Yo Mama so fat, she has a Twinkie inside of a Twinkie inside of her fat ass motherfucking belly button!
Yo mama so fat that when she went to KFC, she asked for the bucket on the roof.
Yo mama's so fat, she used a telephone pole as a tampon.
Yo mama’s so fat, she wore the equator as a belt! Ooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Yo mama so fat, she stand on the scale and the scale says: "I want your weight, not your phone number!"
Yo mama so fat, Trump used her like a wall.