Yo mama so FAT, she can't handle files bigger than 4 GB.
Yo mama so fat, when she walked by the TV, I missed three episodes.
Yo mama is so fat, she takes her selfies in panoramic mode.
Yo mama so fat, even Bob the Builder said, "We can't fix that!"
Yo mama so fat, you must refuel twice to run over her with a car.
Yo mama so fat, she curves space and time.
Yo mama so fat she sat on an iPhone and turned it into an iPad.
