Yay jokes
Kids- it's time for Dora.
Kids- YAY!
Nick Jr. host- Today Dora is going on a big adventure with Grandma.
Swiper- Hello kids, I am trying to find my way to Diego's. Will you please help me?
Kids- Where's Dora?
Swiper- She's under cardiac arrest.
Kids- Poor Dora.
Everybody- SWIPER NO SWIPING!
Swiper - AH MAN!!
I got a toaster for my birthday and said, "Yay, new bath bomb!"
Yo, look, they give me and my girl free pizza and a big bottle of rabbit wine. Yay, yay! Don't drink too much of it; you might turn into a wine rabbit.
This isn't really a joke, but I HAVE PTSD, YAY! :)
A pedophile is playing poker with 8 seven-year-olds.
The pedophile has a pair of 7's and three 4's in the river. He smiles and says, "Yay, I got me a full house!"
what did Bruce Willis say after he had a vasectomy? "snip-y ki yay motherfucker"
Power Puff Girls be like :
What's great about an emo pizza?
It cuts itself. Yay!
When there's a news story of people who have died en masse, for example from explosions and fires.
Other people are all "oh no that's terrible!"
Pfft shut up, lying asshole. Trying to be "nice".
I'm like "YAY EXCITING. I don't like being bored hearing 'good news' all of the time."
The last words of a depressive person are: "Yay, Freedom."
Why did the students eat their homework?
Because the teacher said it would be a piece of cake! 🎂😂
"Demon Slayer" is yay, and who's your favorite in "Demon Slayer"?
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YEEEEEEEEEEEEE YEE YEEEEE
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Mom told me drugs are my enemies.
Jesus said to like your enemies.
Yay, I can like drugs then!
Yurrrrrrr?
Yee.
I love the yyyy.
Yeoooo.
Orphan lady: Ok kids, someone donated groceries.
Orphans: YAY!
5 minutes later...
Orphans: Wait... where's the...
Orphan lady: *tries to hold daughter*
Person who donated: *holds milk in hand* hehe
What do you call a depressed person holding a knife?
Freedom yay! (so funny ikr)
Me: Hey, I’m your mom.
Orphan: Yay, you came back!
Me: Sike!
Sara opens her lunch and reads the letter inside. "I packed your favorite -love mom," Sara reaches in and announces "yay PB and J!" Tom goes in his lunch and pulls out a letter "go buy yourself something healthy at the cafeteria -Dad," then pulls out 20 bucks and says "nice!" They both look at Craig as he pulls out a letter. Craig reads the letter in his head, it said "WE HAVE YOUR PARENTS, THEY TELL US THEY KEEP THE MONEY UNDER THEIR BED. BRING $10 000 TO THE RANDAVOU POINT OR THEY WILL BE KILLED. YOU DIDN'T TAKE US SERIOUSLY LAST TIME SO THERE IS MORE PROOF IN YOUR LUNCH." Craig throws down the letter and pulls a finger out of his lunch. Tom and Sara look shocked, then Craig says "ugh, severed finger, again!"