Merry

Merry jokes

Depression

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If you are depressed, eat Panera Bread. It is so yummy yum yyum yum yum yum.

Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Prospero Ano y Felicidad.

Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Prospero Ano y Felicidad.

I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas From the bottom of my heart.

Christmas

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Brrr, it's fucking cold outside, aye? What do you guys want for Christmas? A sweet video game? Maybe a cool action figure? Oh, how about the latest phone!

Who me? Oh, I guess... I wish snow could melt as fast as the snowflakes that downvote good jokes! Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals!

Orphan

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You're an orphan and blind. You have cancer. You will die in 3 days. Merry Xmas!

Gift

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I hope all of you had a great merry Christmas, a happy Hanukkah, a good whatever you celebrate! I got so much this year, over $300 of fishing gear, a small 2011 coin mint collection, some coins from the Nazi party, a remote control car, 100 dollars, and more. Say what you guys got in the comments.

Noose

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Snow everywhere, it's Christmas time. A person looks at the tree.

The person: "Only the last thing left to hang!"

He grabs a noose.

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  • Sally

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    Why did little sally fall off the swings?

    Because she had no arms.

    What did sally get for Christmas?

    Gloves! Only joking...she still hasn’t opened the box.

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  • Dad

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    You wanna know what I want for Christmas? My dad to come back with the milk he said he was gonna get.

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  • Community talk

    Merry Christmas or happy Hanukkah or whatever u celebrate. We love u all and you guys deserve more then just presents but a whole damn mansion with how good y'all have been to each other ❤