Yaroslavl jokes

What did Pavol Demitra think before the Yaroslavl plane hit the ground?

"Oh shit, did I leave the stove on at home?"

You can give a hockey team airplane a new source of heating, but it went too far on September 7th, 2011, when the Yaroslavl plane crash happened.

What's the difference between the 44 out of the 45 people who died in the Yaroslavl crash and the nine people who died in the helicopter crash?

Only one was ever famous. Vasicek and Kobe Bryant were the champions.

In Soviet Russia, gay sex gets you arrested.

In America, getting arrested gets you gay sex.

Russian history in 5 words: "And then things got worse."

What do you call a Russian tree?

Dimitree.

In communist Russia there is no discrimination. White, black, African, American, British and Asian. They all go to Gulag eventually.

Where do animal does Russian milk come from?

"Moscows".