Women's Rightist jokes

Q: What's the difference between a knife and a woman arguing?

A: A knife has a point.

Think about how many more girls we guys could get if we talked to them how we talk to other guys, like when they say, "Can I borrow a pencil?" You say, "You can borrow this hard wood dick."

Misogyny? More like misogelbow.

She left, and now I support women's rights. I will kill her.

There are only women's rights causes because they leave you.

What about women's lefts?

Why do girls wear classic rock T-shirts? Because they are stupid little bitches who need to grow some fashion sense because wearing old shit doesn't make you unique.

What do women and chess have in common? When you sacrifice the females and replace them, you are more likely to win.

I got kicked out of a library for putting a book about women's rights in the fantasy section.

What do you call a blank piece of paper?

Women's rights.

Why does the queen move more than a king on the chessboard?

Because it looks like a kitchen floor.

Feminism.