Wii U jokes

What game console do emergency vehicles play? Wii U!!!

What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common? Firstly, they both went from black to white, and secondly, they both get turned on by kids.

When you ask your sister if she wanna smash, but then she grabs the Switch.

My Xbox has been acting up lately... So I painted it black to make it run faster.

A mosquito with a Mario hat on flies on you saying, "It's-a me, Malario!"

What do Michael Jackson and a Playstation have in common? They both get turned on by kids.