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What do you call someone who is extra virgin?

Mrs. Frame.

You: Knock knock. Other person: Who is there? You: Not your parents.

What do you call a man who likes rape jokes?

A fucking disgusting scumbag with no intelligence whatsoever. If you actually joke about this, you are the reason humanity has faded.

I found a child on the street homeless, and they were really nice, so I took them home. Then I said, "Who's better, Biden or Trump?" They said they support Trump. They are now dead in my basement and have been for 3 years.

Someone asks a question: Who? Who asked? Boom, you"re done xxx.

I’m horny who else is *ugh ugh papi harder*.

A man who thinks he's funny but is actually a transvestite/transformer.

Dad: Son, you're adopted.

Son: Oh wow, I wonder who my real parents are.

Dad: We are your real parents. Your adopted parents are coming to pick you up.

Friend A: "Why are you still a virgin, bro?"

Friend B: "I was until last night."

Friend A: "Nah, nah, who with?"

Friend B: "Your sister."

Friend A: "I don't have a sister."

Friend B: "Just wait 9 months, you'll see."

Man: Knock, knock...

Boy: Who's there?

Man: Bear...

Boy: Bear who?

Man: Bear bottom.

Who gave Jesus his birthday presents every year?

Santa Claus!

What to say to a single guy who's insulting you: "Shut up, you horny virgin!"

One day I asked my mom where kids came from. She said the man who went to the milk store.

Five years later, he came back and left again.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Covid.

Covid who?

The thing that killed half a billion people!

I was making a bet with my grandfather about who would die first. I said that I would die first.

He said "Bet" and died after he drank his coffee.

He was my least favorite grandparent.

It is reported that when Churchill met Stalin at Yalta, they discussed their hobbies.

Churchill said: "I collect the jokes people tell me about me."

"That's a coincidence," said Stalin, "I collect the people who tell jokes about me."

So, y'all remember Hitler, right?

Ok, so I own a gun with Nazi rounds. I shot a guy who was entering my home who wasn't invited. He said, "Did you shoot me with Nazi rounds?" Then I said, "Do you mean 'nein' millimeter?"