Whos jokes
One day a mom who looked like a pig broke the car down.
What do you call an injured person who doesn't want to play a game with you? A sore loser.
Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Not your parents.
So there was this guy who went swimming one day and got his left side bitten off by a shark.
But don't worry, he is all right now.
What is an orphan's favorite video game?
"Who's Your Daddy?"
What do you call a pig who does karate?
Pork chop!
What do you call a pig who does karate?
Pork chop!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ken.
Ken who?
Can you walk the dog for me?
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Interrupting cow." "Interrupting cow wh-" "MOO!"
What do you call people who jump into the Hoover Dam?
Dam fools.
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there? Control Freak. Con... OK, now you say, “Control Freak who?”
When I was young, I decided to go to a medical school.
At the entrance exam, we were asked to re-arrange letters
'PNEIS'
and form the name of an important human body part which is most useful when erect.
Those who answered 'SPINE' are doctors.
You: OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE ALL THE KRAP THEY HAVE BEEN THROUGH!
The other person: Who?
You aka answer: Your Butt cheeks.
"Knock knock."
Orphan: "Who's there?"
"Not your parents."
Please help, my dad is an addict. He won't stop, and he eats my food.
Sometimes I think, should I kill him? But nah, he will go down with the others who did that too.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby C D E F G!
Who is the coolest vegetable?
Rad-ish, of course!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce in.
Lettuce in who?
Lettuce in, it's cold out here!
To people who say that depression hits hard...
The car begs to disagree.
The only people who do yo mama jokes wish they had a mom.