Whos jokes
Who were the fastest readers? 9/11 victims. They went through 95 stories in 10 seconds.
Who used to say, "Who loves orange soda?" Kel loves orange soda. Yes, I do, do, do, doooo! Oh, yes! Oh, yes! Oh, yes, I dooooo! Kel Mitchell from Kenan and Kel.
One day a mom who looked like a pig broke the car down.
What do you call an injured person who doesn't want to play a game with you? A sore loser.
Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Not your parents.
So there was this guy who went swimming one day and got his left side bitten off by a shark.
But don't worry, he is all right now.
What is an orphan's favorite video game?
"Who's Your Daddy?"
What do you call a pig who does karate?
Pork chop!
What do you call a pig who does karate?
Pork chop!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ken.
Ken who?
Can you walk the dog for me?
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Interrupting cow." "Interrupting cow wh-" "MOO!"
What do you call people who jump into the Hoover Dam?
Dam fools.
Knock! Knock!
Who’s there? Control Freak. Con... OK, now you say, “Control Freak who?”
When I was young, I decided to go to a medical school.
At the entrance exam, we were asked to re-arrange letters
'PNEIS'
and form the name of an important human body part which is most useful when erect.
Those who answered 'SPINE' are doctors.
You: OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE ALL THE KRAP THEY HAVE BEEN THROUGH!
The other person: Who?
You aka answer: Your Butt cheeks.
"Knock knock."
Orphan: "Who's there?"
"Not your parents."
Please help, my dad is an addict. He won't stop, and he eats my food.
Sometimes I think, should I kill him? But nah, he will go down with the others who did that too.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby C D E F G!
Who is the coolest vegetable?
Rad-ish, of course!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce in.
Lettuce in who?
Lettuce in, it's cold out here!