NutDeez nuts2 years agoFriend A: Do you like Wendy's?Friend B: Yes, why?Friend A: Wen-dez nuts in your mouth!
Jack and JillBlach62 years agoJack and Jill went up a hill to smoke a little leaf.Jack got high and dropped his fly, and Jill said "Where’s The beef?"
FatRedGrapes2 years agoYou're so fat that when you got to McDonald's, they had to call Wendy's for backup.
Wifeno yo6 years agoA wife and husband had been on a strict diet, and the wife said, "You know, we've been good about our diet. Let's have a cheat night tonight." The wife came home with KFC and Wendy's. The husband came home with Sylvia from the office.