Wendy's jokes

A wife and husband had been on a strict diet, and the wife said, "You know, we've been good about our diet. Let's have a cheat night tonight." The wife came home with KFC and Wendy's. The husband came home with Sylvia from the office.

Jack and Jill went up a hill to smoke a little leaf.

Jack got high and dropped his fly, and Jill said "Where’s The beef?"

Do you like Wendy's? When deez nutz are in your mouth.

Friend A: Do you like Wendy's?

Friend B: Yes, why?

Friend A: Wen-dez nuts in your mouth!

You're so fat that when you got to McDonald's, they had to call Wendy's for backup.

Do you like Wendy’s?

Yeah, Wendy’s nuts finna go in your mouth!