Wealth inequality jokes

Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me ugly and poor.

Give a man a gun, and he will rob a bank.

Give a man a bank, and he will rob everyone.

Average Kid: brings mp3 to school.

Rich Kid: Brings mp4 to school.

Quiet Kid: Brings an mp5.

People are pushing for a new black Lady Liberty coin. I can't wait to use black people as currency again.

People think Kelly Clarkson shops at Wal-Mart because she's a sloppy redneck. No, it's because toddlers' pants are 75% off everyday!