Warlock jokes

Yo mama is so fat, it takes two warlocks to summon her.

What does a wizard say when doing drugs? Injecto Patronum!

Kid: "I wish I could be like Batman!"

Genie: "Wish granted!"

When the kid gets home, both of his parents are dead.

I saw a fortune teller the other day. She told me I would come into some money.

Last night, I fucked a chick named Penny. What are the odds?

Why don't witches wear underwear?

So they can get a better grip on their broom.

Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans? Cause they already lost two towers.