Warhammer jokes

Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans? Cause they already lost two towers.

Wonder why the British are so good at chess? They have the queen.

Wonder why Americans are so bad at chess? They lost two towers.

Did you know my grandpa was part of World War 2? He killed Hitler.

A war isn’t about who is right, it’s about who is left!

Me: "My grandpa killed 100 nazis."

My friend: "Well, my grandpa killed Hitler."