Aztec jokes

If I went to Walmart, I would be able to scan my own wrists because they're barcodes too.

A Mexican was doing a magic trick. He said, "uno, dos," then disappeared without a trace.

Why do Mexicans always cross the border in twos?

Because the sign says "No Tres passing."

What's a Mexican's least favorite lesson in art? Drawing border lines.

Me: tries to scan self at Walmart. I can't scan myself, wanna know why?

Alfred: Why?

Me: because I'm worthless... =)