Aztec jokes
A Mexican was doing a magic trick. He said, "uno, dos," then disappeared without a trace.
Why do Mexicans always cross the border in twos?
Because the sign says "No Tres passing."
What's a Mexican's least favorite lesson in art? Drawing border lines.
Why did the Mexican get put on anxiety meds?
Because of Hispanic attacks.
Why do people not play Uno with Mexicans? Because they are always stealing the green cards.
