Waffle Iron jokes
Why did Helen Keller burn her hands?
Because she was trying to read the waffle iron.
What was the scariest thing Helen Keller ever read?
The waffle iron.
I was shocked when I found out my toaster wasn't waterproof.
I was shocked when I found out my toaster was not waterproof.
Fun fact: Toasters were originally called tanning breads!
How did the flapjack feel when syrup was drizzled on him?
Butter.
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