Waffle Iron jokes
Why did Helen Keller burn her hands?
Because she was trying to read the waffle iron.
What was the scariest thing Helen Keller ever read?
The waffle iron.
The Toaster, otherwise known as the ultimate bath bomb.
The most confusing day of my life was when I found out my toaster was waterproof.
A wife and husband had been on a strict diet, and the wife said, "You know, we've been good about our diet. Let's have a cheat night tonight." The wife came home with KFC and Wendy's. The husband came home with Sylvia from the office.
Why is bacon called bacon and cookies called cookies if you cook bacon and bake cookies?
The toaster;
otherwise known as, the ultimate bath bomb.