Vietnam War jokes
Why is Afghanistan good at chess? They take the rooks out fast.
What is the biggest fear of an American soldier taking a piss in a bush during the Vietnam war? His manhood will be chopped off.
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Bob Ross fighting in Vietnam. "They're in the happy little trees, shoot the happy little trees and bushes!"
I popped some fireworks and told my Vietnamese grandfather that World War 3 started.
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When I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, they got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
What do U.S. airstrikes and dark humor have in common?
They're normally pointed towards Africa and the Middle East.
Did you know my grandpa was part of World War 2? He killed Hitler.