Video Game Console jokes

What was the orphan's first video game console?

PS5 because it has no home button.

Why can't orphans play video games?

Because they don't have a home screen.

If Stephen Hawking was an Xbox... he just red ringed and rose up to GameStop.

I got a PS5 for my brother, best trade I've ever made.

My boyfriend just broke up with me for talking about video games too much. What a stupid thing to Fallout 4.

My Xbox has been acting up lately... So I painted it black to make it run faster.

I was playing Mortal Kombat with my friend when he picked the fighter Pristiano Penaldo. I won and the voice didn't say "Finish him," so I couldn't do a fatality.

I was confused, but I understood that the game didn't let me finish him because he is already finished.

I wanted to play as Kobe in my console, but the game crashed.