Grater jokes
What did the blind kid say after receiving a cheese grater for Christmas?
"This is the most violent book I’ve ever read."
Last week was my blind friend's birthday. I thought I would give him something really good that he may need.
As I walk into his house and give him a cheese grater for a birthday present, he sets it next to him. As weeks pass, he comes up to me. He said, "That present that you gave me for my birthday was the most intense book I have ever read!"
I gave my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday. Next week he told me it was the most violent book he ever read.
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They gave her a cheese grater and told her it was a book.
Helen Keller picked up a cheese grater, it was the most violent story she'd ever read.
I bought my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday. A week later, he told me it was the most violent book he ever read.
I got my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday. He came back a week later and said it was the most violent book he’s ever read.
What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain.
What do you call a pile of cheese? A cheese grater.
You're going to suffer the wrath of Gru!
Geowipp Grand Prize. And the CHOICE OF FOOD IS INSANE. We love him and we love him.
August is a guy from one of the shops, and we became a sundwich durk through Habin. We have GOT GO GO, IT WAS GRAT. That's why. But we don't do everything.
Adding a "gl" in front of "camping" doesn't make it any better.
If you add a "gl" in front of "Adolf Hitler," it doesn't make him a great guy.
What is gayer than man sex ring?
Not slapping the ass at Hooters.
Your forehead is big. God said dude that's bigger than me and I'm infinitely big!
About the guy who gave Stevie Wonder a cheese grater...
He thought it was the most violent book he'd ever read.
