Usless jokes

I'm not completely useless; I can be used as a bad example.

My ex wanted to humiliate me in front of her friends, so she said I was useless in bed.

Should have seen her face when they all disagreed.

What is the most useless part of a vagina?

The woman.

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.

You are so ugly, Hello Kitty said goodbye.

Bunger.

Mÿ pp.

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