I'm really worried for Stephen Hawking, 'cause how is he going to climb the stairway to Heaven?
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Guess Stephen Hawking never had use for sweatcoin😂
When Stephen Hawking was feeling hungry, he used to call in to his local PC World for a megabyte and some microchips.
My teacher gave us an assignment, and one of the questions was "What do you want to be when you grow up?"
I answered, "Happy."
The teacher said I didn't understand the test. I said to her that she didn't understand life.
I saw Stephen Hawking using an ATM. It is nice to see he had found someone before he shut down.
Now that Stephen Hawking is dead, the jokes will start to roll in just like he used to.
Donald Trump is making hospitals so poor that they are using kidney beans for their transplants.
This boy was in school one day when he became desperate to go to the bathroom.
So he asked the teacher, "May I use the bathroom?"
The teacher replied, "No, not unless you say your alphabet."
So the boy said "a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z."
When he finished, the teacher asked him, "Where's the p?"
The boy replied, "Half way down my leg..."
One apple a day keeps the doctor away; not logging onto servers using management or service accounts keeps SecOps people away.
Yo mama is so skinny, she uses floss as toilet paper.
What does the pedophile use for bait? Trix!
Two persons were in a car. The brakes were broken and they were going so fast that they would crash and die.
The driver said: "Oh no! We will die!" but the person sitting next to him replied: "Don't panic, the stop sign at the end of the road will stop us."
I used to work at a calendar factory, but I got fired because I missed a few days.
I used to have a fear of hurdles.
But I got over it.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Iceberg lettuce. Iceberg lettuce who? Iceberg! Let us in!
American: How do you use a PC?
Amish: We use a potato.
I like women how I like my hair dryer: locked in a closet most of the time and only being used to blow me dry.
My friends used to poke me at weddings and say, "You're next."
So I started poking them at funerals and saying, "You're next" to my friends.
What weapon does a fat Jedi use?
A heavy saber.
When China built the Great Wall, the Mongols invaded them and founded the Yuan dynasty. With Trump building his wall, will the Mexicans invade the US and found the Juan dynasty?
