I was with my blind friend, and he's telling me "Yeah I can read braille". So I hand him a Lego brick and ask him to read it. Apparently, Lego has been hiding a dark secret from us for years; as all their bricks read "Screw you, asshole"
I saw a man trying to rape a girl,i decided to help, she didn't stand a chance against both of us
God: “Stephen join us” *sees the staircase to heaven*. Stephen: “shit”
God: “Steven join us” *sees the staircase to heaven* Steven: “shit”
My dad died when we couldn't remember his blood type. As he died, he kept insisting for us to "be positive," but it's hard without him.
Ring ring Abortion clinic! Where no fetus can beat us
I'm really worried for Steven Hawkins cause how us he going to climb the stairway to heaven
My teacher gave us an assignment and one of the questions was "What do you want to be when you grow up?" I answered "Happy". The teacher said I didn't understand the test, I said to her that she didn't understand life
two persons were in a car the brakes were broken and they were so fast that they would crash and die. The driver said:" Oh no! we will die!" but the person sitting next to him replied:" Don't panic the stop sign at the end of the road will stop us."
When China built the Great Wall, the Mongols invaded them and founded the Yuan dynasty. With Trump building his wall, will the Mexicans invade the US and found the Juan dynasty?
Sonic can run around the world in a second, i can do it in 0.5, ----- but chuck Norris has already done it before us.
There was a blackout in my neighborhood last night. The police told us to stay inside until they shot him.
