Urban environment jokes

While I was walking on the road, a cat crossed my road, and 5 min later I found it fell in the gutter.

Vital information: if you find a stray dog in an alleyway, don't stare at its eyes.

When you hit a speed bump in a school zone and remember, there are no speed bumps.

The twin towers were basically Angry Birds but in real life.

What is the part of school with all the autistic people called? Downtown.

Sometimes you just need to take a drive through the city to clear your head.

-JFK

So, I was going out the door and I see my dwarf neighbor at the bus stop. I ask if he needs a lift. He replies with "fu.. off." So, I zip up my backpack and keep going to work.