Urban environment jokes

While I was walking on the road, a cat crossed my road, and 5 min later I found it fell in the gutter.

Vital information: if you find a stray dog in an alleyway, don't stare at its eyes.

Sometimes you just need to take a drive through the city to clear your head.

-JFK

The twin towers were basically Angry Birds but in real life.

What is the part of school with all the autistic people called? Downtown.

Cops go to the hood when the shooting range is closed.

Am I the only one who gives people in the neighborhood names they don't know they have? Like "Blue truck dude", "Loud dog guy", "Nice old lady with the rose bushes", "That slut across the street."