Roses are red fiolets are blue ur so flat we can play chess on ur chest
Ur mom so fat that she works as a hydraulic press in a car factory
Ur mom so stupid that she thought that Seventeen has four ghost members
Ur so ugly that when The Oh Hellos saw you, they were like "Oh Bye"
Ur hairline soooooo far back it looks like itโs been slapped up by will smith
Ur so ugly that when One Direction saw you, they went the OTHER direction (joke from the internet)
Your hairline is so far back just like ur dad is from u
@ the N-word of ur dreams , why u not say nun on the fuckin community? u should talk on ther my g.
Not a joke but theres no where else to post this , ( mainly this post is for the broke people w/o a gym ) . Did you know that the body can't tell if ur using weights? so lifting weights are optional . some beginner workouts W/O weights for like really weak ppls . 1. sit - up's 10 reps 2. push - up's 20 per reps 3. squat's 10 per reps 4. crunches 10 per reps
Ever heard of account stealing? Ever heard of someone by the name of "#SHUT THE HELL UP GWEN DON'T EVEN DATE PRINCE ON FACE BOOK!!!!!!!! I HATE IT WHEN UR HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?"
u shorter then a thum tac like boy ur anti is probaly taller then u
ur so broke ur mom cant affored ur daddy
