Unpleasantness jokes
What's worse than a baby in a trash can?
A baby in 10 trash cans.
Memes
An unpleasant pause.
A man asked for poison and another man gave it to him. The first man took a sip and said, "hmmm, this tastes like arsenic." He took a sip of another and said, "hmmm, this tastes like cyanide. A very unpleasant taste that brings back memories."
I'm not saying you're annoying. But if rectal herpes were a person, it would be you.