Unpleasantness jokes

What's worse than a baby in a trash can?

A baby in 10 trash cans.

A man asked for poison and another man gave it to him. The first man took a sip and said, "hmmm, this tastes like arsenic." He took a sip of another and said, "hmmm, this tastes like cyanide. A very unpleasant taste that brings back memories."

I'm not saying you're annoying. But if rectal herpes were a person, it would be you.

Being gay sounds like a pain in the ass.

I hate family reunions.

I see too many of my ex's there.

My friend got mad when he caught me smelling his sister's panties. I don't know why he was mad, maybe because she was wearing them, or because his whole family was watching. Either way, it made the funeral a bit awkward.

Babies can spread a nasty smell,

especially when you haven't fed them for a month.

How are rape and airplanes similar?

The ride gets more annoying when the kid starts screaming.