Unfortunate jokes
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn't have a homepage.
My sister's name was Philma. We were unfortunate enough to have the last name Coochie. Let's just say no more virgins were at that school.
Why did Susie fall off the swing?
Because she didn't have any arms.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Susie.
What did the car say when it crashed? That's wheely unfortunate!