Unexpected reaction jokes

I offered to share a meal with a homeless person once, but he said, "Piss off and buy your own!"

I was crying when Sasha died in AOT, I also got jealous.

Little Johnny went to school and right before class started, he pulled down his pants and said, "Little fishy, little fishy, little fishy." After that, his teacher told him to put on his pants and go to the office. The principal asked him what he did, so he pulled down his pants and said, "Little fishy, little fishy, little fishy." Then the principal called his mom. The mom got there and took little Johnny home.

They got in the car, and his mother asked, "Johnny, what did you do this time?" So Johnny pulled his pants and said, "Little fishy, little fishy, little fishy." Once they got home, his dad was off work and heard that Johnny was coming home early from school. Once again he asked Johnny what he did. Johnny pulled down his pants and said, "Little fishy, little fishy, little fishy." After that, his dad was surprised, so his dad pulled down his pants and said, "Big whale, big whale."

"Would you like to play the rape game?"

"No wtf" she replied.

"That's the spirit!"

So I asked my mom for a bath bomb, she just gave me a toaster.

How can you surprise someone who is blind?

Leave a plunger in the toilet.

That poor kid, he was fine until I bought him a mother's day card for his mum. The second he saw it, he burst out crying...

Whatever happened to the emo? (wrong answer only)