Unavailability jokes

What's your favorite place that orphans can't go to?

Home.

Why can't people eat pizza? Because they will be unavailable.

Y'all, I'm suspended till Wednesday and can't do much cuz I'm on a tablet, not my computer. Tell autterpop I won't be on till Wednesday or after.

Everyone, if I am not online, that is because I am on a vacation, so yeah.

Dear clothing websites, if it's out of stock, DO NOT ADVERTISE IT!

Guys, I guess with all these storms there was a power cut in his house.

The British Society of Psychics' annual convention had to be cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances!

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